Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2006

He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices: I either maul you to death or we have sex" Frank decided to bend over.

Even though he was sore for two weeks, he soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip. He found that black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a giant grizzly bear. The grizzly bear said: "That was a huge mistake, you've got two choices: I either maul you to death or we have rough sex" Again, Frank thought that it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it was several months before he recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found that grizzly bear and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned

around to see a huge polar bear. The polar bear said: " Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting do you?"

2006-11-29 02:47:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-29 02:47:26 · 16 answers · asked by r.gphotography 1 in Music

2006-11-29 02:46:32 · 27 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 02:46:28 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 02:46:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Go to the following link, and vote for Merriam Webster's Word of the Year, and they'll put it in the next edition.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/06words.htm
I picked Snoop Dogg

2006-11-29 02:45:38 · 7 answers · asked by timbo44b 3 in Polls & Surveys

How did you get your super power?
Would it be instantaneous or work slowly?
I know some people are gonna try to take over the world so how would you do it?
Go ahead and describe a normal day with it and have fun. (more detailed the better chance you'll get best answer)

2006-11-29 02:45:31 · 4 answers · asked by Not a hippie 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 02:44:53 · 30 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and

nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,

four hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him

a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles,

from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't

know, Sir I'm only here to wash your upper body

and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,

are my testicles black?" Concerned that he

may elevate his vitals from worry about his

testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one

hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and

moving them around. Then, she takes a close

look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at

her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.

That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......



"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

2006-11-29 02:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Jokes & Riddles

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AupydBs6uiulBxDXs8ECeprzy6IX?qid=20061129073703AAYbBMC

1. Do you know what the word "verbose" means?
2. Would it keep you from answering a qwestion?

Thanks for answering this POLL from DPN.

2006-11-29 02:43:29 · 10 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

oh yeah Billy bass.

2006-11-29 02:43:19 · 16 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

that I heard in a commercial of gears of war, from x box 360
I think, or at least it sounds like REM

2006-11-29 02:43:17 · 2 answers · asked by gone 4 in Music

I have heard that Marilyn Monroe had an IQ of 163. Is this truely true?

2006-11-29 02:42:48 · 6 answers · asked by james_freas 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-29 02:42:35 · 38 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 02:42:22 · 4 answers · asked by kimmys 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did she go to college?

And is it true that she's not nice in person? My bf worked with someone who used to be a news anchor in Chicago and he said she was NOT nice.

2006-11-29 02:41:44 · 4 answers · asked by two_kee_kees 4 in Celebrities

Hi,

I have tickets for block N15 in Wembley Arena, pretty high up, row T. Will I be able to see all of the stage or is it "sound only"?

Please share your experiences.

2006-11-29 02:41:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-29 02:40:20 · 17 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

does darth vader say "you DO NOT know the power of the darkside" or "you DON'Tknow the power of the darkside" ?

and when does he say it?

2006-11-29 02:40:19 · 15 answers · asked by Blackb3lt 2 in Movies

The little smiley icons do not show up in Q/A I see the marks for them, but not the icons. Is it just my set-up or Y's Q/A? I get them everywhere else on the yahoo sites.

2006-11-29 02:40:12 · 7 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

what a nightmare he is does he ever wash and shave?

2006-11-29 02:40:07 · 8 answers · asked by Lema 2 in Television

She is playing a concert at the secc and my little sister is a massive fan but we cant get tickets for the concert and i thought it would be nice if we could maybe get an autograph at the hotel.

2006-11-29 02:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by MSUNDAZTOOD 1 in Other - Entertainment

And, better yet, how much did you get, and what fun things have you done out in it?

2006-11-29 02:39:11 · 24 answers · asked by Alicia 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 02:37:30 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

hehe ... just poking fun at my Celebrity Girl ... she rules!!!!

2006-11-29 02:37:13 · 18 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a word that you reeeeeeally like to say because you like how it sounds? What word is it?

Thank you for answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

chocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolate...

2006-11-29 02:37:03 · 18 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 02:36:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-29 02:36:04 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

my sisters doing a school play at xmas, but their rapping and they want to rap to Dr Dre tunes only with the words cut out
My sister told he teacher i was able to do it, but havent got a clue, please help!

2006-11-29 02:34:57 · 9 answers · asked by Paula W 1 in Music

[Last one, I promise]

2006-11-29 02:34:17 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys