A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him
a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles,
from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir I'm only here to wash your upper body
and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
are my testicles black?" Concerned that he
may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and
moving them around. Then, she takes a close
look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at
her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
2006-11-29 02:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have heard this one before and it is still the funniest joke I think I have ever read. Thanks for sharing..
2006-11-29 08:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 23:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(ha) that was the best joke i ever had i bet she was feeling blocked out, after that dude did that wow that dudes really showing out yuhmean. you need to keep up the jokes dog for real.
2006-11-29 02:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Candie gurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. that's really funny.
really embarasssing for the nurse tooo.
2006-11-29 03:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by banana boat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was good keep more jokes coming
2006-11-29 02:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny
2006-11-29 02:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Soul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I HAD TO SEND THAT TO SOMEONE JUST NOW!
2006-11-29 02:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ebony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll plan on playing that one myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 05:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2006-11-29 02:47:29 · answer #9 · answered by kms010494 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ;p
2006-11-29 03:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋