He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices: I either maul you to death or we have sex" Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he was sore for two weeks, he soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip. He found that black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a giant grizzly bear. The grizzly bear said: "That was a huge mistake, you've got two choices: I either maul you to death or we have rough sex" Again, Frank thought that it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it was several months before he recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found that grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned
around to see a huge polar bear. The polar bear said: " Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting do you?"
2006-11-29 02:47:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW. That was very funny he.
Get This
A true Australian Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds
like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.
John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the
road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong
he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the
car and closed the door, just to realize there was nobody behind the
wheel and the engine wasn't on!
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve
approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window
and turned the wheel.
John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time
they came to a curve.
John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength,
jumped out of the car and ran to it.
Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila.
He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he
went through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying
and....wasn't drunk.
About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were
also wet and out of breath.
Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said
to the other, "Look, Bruce.. here's the f*cking idiot that got in the
car while we were pushing it."
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-29 02:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I think Frank would be better off leaving the bears alone and finding himself a girlfrend!
Good joke though
2006-11-29 02:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah nice one his **** must have been in tatters, nice on nice Aussie joke as well
2006-11-29 02:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's absolutely funny!
2006-11-29 05:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhahaha
nebvre heard it great joke.
2006-11-29 03:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-29 02:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he just grin and bear it or what......
2006-11-29 03:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-11-29 03:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋