Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2006

you know, LMAO

2006-11-28 01:48:19 · 5 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Beyonce' Knowles or Brittany Spears

2006-11-28 01:47:10 · 21 answers · asked by Nette 2 in Celebrities

A man orders a bowl of 'Oasis Soup' from the menu in a restaurant, always eager to try something new. Upon tasting the soup he turns to the waiter and says:
"Excuse me, your menu calls this Oasis soup but it tastes to me like tomato soup."
The waiter replies " Yes sir, it is just plain old, bog-standard, Heinz cream of tomato soup straight from the tin."
So the man asks " Then why do you call it 'Oasis Soup'.
The waiter replies "Well because....(singing) You've got a roll with it."

2006-11-28 01:46:57 · 6 answers · asked by Ezekiel Satchell 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Did she try to nick your silverware or summin?

Spill my friends

2006-11-28 01:46:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat,but it was dead."How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy,"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, " Sweetheart, You're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, " Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Reter says, For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"

2006-11-28 01:46:46 · 11 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-28 01:46:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think the guns and roses show held on nov.27,06 was a switch and bate show. the tickets were 50.00 each and the first hour was a titty show with girls topless on stage. the band was to start at 8pm we left at 9:15 and the band was not on staage i would like my money back how do i get it

2006-11-28 01:46:21 · 4 answers · asked by June S 1 in Music

2006-11-28 01:45:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Scottish History - Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England and allegedly Scotland ) comes to Scotland to hammer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him.



As he reaches the battlefield, suddenly on the crest of a hill there appears a solitary figure, a little ginger-haired guy in a kilt.



"Hammer of the Scots?" yells the wee Scottish guy on the hill. "Come up here, ya English bastards, and I'll give ye hammer!"



Edward turns to his commander and says, "Take 20 men and deal with that Scottish upstart!"



The commander sends 20 men over the hill to kill the Scot.



Ten minutes later, at the crest of hill, the little Scot appears again.



"Ye English bastards!" he yells. "Come on the rest of ye!! Come on, I'll have ye!!!"



Edward is getting somewhat annoyed.



He turns to his commander. "Take 100 men and kill that little guttersnipe!"



The commander sends 100 men over the hill to do the job.



Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the hill again, his hair all sticking up, his shirt a bit torn.



"Ye English SCUM!" he yells. "I'm just warming up!!! Come and get me!!!"



Edward loses patience. "Commander, take 400 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" he yells.



The commander gulps, but leads 400 men on horseback over the crest of the hill.



Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back. His clothing is all torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and grime, and he yells, "Is that the best ye can do???? You're all bloody WUMMIN!!!! Come on, come and have a go ya bunch of Jessie's!!!"



Edward turns to his second in command "Take 1000 men over that hill and don't come back till you've killed him!" he commands.



The second in command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.



Five minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of the hill. He's covered in blood and his clothes are all torn.



"You're Majesty!!" he yells. "It's a trap!!! There's TWO of them!!!"

2006-11-28 01:45:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If not, what would you be willing to do?

Oprah and I will be conducting several surveys on this subject...

Please do not be smutty, I can get that for free...

Oh go on, you can be smutty if you like

2006-11-28 01:44:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what can you put in a barrell to make it lighter?

2006-11-28 01:44:36 · 10 answers · asked by slider 1 in Jokes & Riddles

No comments please from those who don't believe in horoscopes!!If you have no interest in astrology choose another section to check out!!!

2006-11-28 01:44:00 · 10 answers · asked by Doris 3 in Horoscopes

heh

2006-11-28 01:43:57 · 23 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is ill. I hope not, i have always wanted to see him live in action.

2006-11-28 01:43:38 · 11 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Movies

You go out to a bar or restaurant, and happen to spot someone you know has been doing or saying things behind your back that make you look bad. They make a tremendous effort to avoid eye contact with you, but when they get up to leave or go to the bathroom, you call out their name loudly. Then theyy turn around and act like, "OMG! I didn't even see you there!" and then come over and start yammering on like you're just the best friend ever.
Ugh.......don't you want to just give them the smack-down right then and there?

2006-11-28 01:43:30 · 9 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

A Perfect Circle. 'It's funny when things go wrong. Gettin tired of waking up. For all the ones I've loved before, I'm tired of breakin. Would you care for me cuz I'm tired, tired of all this life. Would you care for me cuz it feels like I've been cut inside.' I cant find it anywhere. It says its called 13 minutes and i try to type in some of the song and i cant find it that way either.

2006-11-28 01:42:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I seem to remember that the question is posed by a child (who thinks he/she has nothing to bring to the baby Jesus)

2006-11-28 01:42:24 · 1 answers · asked by Puzzled Enquirer 1 in Music

2006-11-28 01:42:21 · 13 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

What did you think of this movie???

2006-11-28 01:41:33 · 4 answers · asked by Gina B 2 in Movies

not hungry, but when you smell food , you want some?

2006-11-28 01:41:26 · 23 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

i like both but i want to marry one tell me who is that happiest person .ASTROLOGER----think for a while and answered u will definately marry tony . but the happiest person will be JHONY

2006-11-28 01:40:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

being the "ship of dreams" is mind-blowing. I mean like it's so beautiful cuz they fall in love on this ship which was never supposed to sink - it was unsinkable.

I just think it's so beautiful and haunting so I wanted to get that emotion out to everyone. I'm 18 now and I saw it when it first came out, I was like 9 years old then. Anyway, I think I'm going to cry
:-)

2006-11-28 01:37:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Republican Upwardly Mobile Professional

When Rumps are UP do you kiss them?
When Rumps are down do you kick them?

2006-11-28 01:37:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I usually fire about 3 a day knowing they'll get blasted. Sometimes its cool to see how long it takes

2006-11-28 01:37:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 01:37:23 · 8 answers · asked by malindaharvey1 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 01:37:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-28 01:36:53 · 27 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 01:36:49 · 68 answers · asked by laul9879 1 in Music

2006-11-28 01:36:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

can anyone tell me when Bond orders the drink at the table and then tells the barkeeper how to make it what the recipe is?

2006-11-28 01:36:34 · 2 answers · asked by chefash 1 in Movies