Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2006

cuz i am

2006-11-24 12:28:47 · 30 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

2006-11-24 12:28:40 · 5 answers · asked by delphinuz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

English answerers apply please!

I love listening to Talk sport with james Whale and Ian Collins.They make me laugh so much, Have been faithful and have listened for well over 9 yrs now
I also love listening to Jezzas confessions on Capital radio on Sundays.He gets my back up and annoys me a lot, but he talks sense.
Another person to get my back up is Mike Dickin
Whats your favourite radio station, presenter and why?

2006-11-24 12:28:31 · 3 answers · asked by cazkenton2003 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-24 12:28:12 · 3 answers · asked by braniac 1 in Celebrities

Wow this is a really late question but I just wanted to know. I miss it so much. So basicaly if you want to say anything about marching band like what you play, any good stories, experiences would be freeking awesome! (I played the mellophone)
I should probably add some about me
Director was the great Mr. Spradlin
last show was Blood Sweat and Tears
band camp was TERRIBLE but awesome and fun
Season was great
I miss everyone so much
looking forward to next year of being section leader to the mello's

2006-11-24 12:27:59 · 3 answers · asked by MaculaMaster 3 in Music

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent
marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This
court does not take annulments lightly."

"Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I
thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had
married a wide receiver."

2006-11-24 12:27:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 12:27:42 · 8 answers · asked by veronica f 1 in Music

get the description to show for my slide show on yahoo 360? Please help thanks lots!! God bless!!

2006-11-24 12:26:44 · 4 answers · asked by B.B QUEEN 1 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQXnvNwGTAY#

2006-11-24 12:26:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I've never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don't listen,
they don't come in when you call, they like
to stay out all night, come home and expect
to be fed and stroked, then want to be left
alone and sleep. In other words, every quality
that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

2006-11-24 12:26:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok, i dont want answers like "theyre all ugly". can people who like fall out boy answer me?? in my opinion theyre all really hot... epsecially PETEEEEEE

2006-11-24 12:26:18 · 12 answers · asked by bulletprooflonliness 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-24 12:25:57 · 20 answers · asked by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is weird anway?
:-)

2006-11-24 12:25:11 · 33 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

tell me y u like it are not . what do u like about it

2006-11-24 12:25:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Say you know exactly who's doing it,and know that user doesn't have a clue as to what the right answer would be.Say it's someone with no other purpose in life but to copy and paste recipes and news articles to answers,never giving credit to the source,then voting for his/HER answer every time there's a vote.Say most of these answers are chosen as best by either the asker or by a huge amount of votes.Does anyone even look at these thumbs down and say,gee someone gave me a thumbs down,bummer?Since this is a survey,the most complete answer gets best

2006-11-24 12:22:29 · 38 answers · asked by joecseko 6 in Polls & Surveys

it always come on the superstation every year in december i was just wondering whats everybodys fav christmas movie and what channel they watch it on.

2006-11-24 12:22:20 · 16 answers · asked by brejay5 2 in Movies

what high school in Georgia does bow wow attend?

2006-11-24 12:22:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

ur favorite tv show? i am jst wondering.

2006-11-24 12:21:42 · 23 answers · asked by LIL B 3 in Television

i say autumn. it sounds more mysterious and elegant and pretty. the word reminds me of gorgeous orange and yellow trees :)

2006-11-24 12:21:36 · 66 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

will they pay you to go back in time while we pay to visit the future?

2006-11-24 12:21:20 · 6 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

2006-11-24 12:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by delphinuz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

if you love naruto and other anmie shows email me at bettybo128@yahoo.com

2006-11-24 12:21:09 · 20 answers · asked by nami 1 in Comics & Animation

When yahoo tells you that you have reached your limit in answers why do they put up a page saying "what is your answer?" when you cant answer it anyway?

2006-11-24 12:21:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What did you spend? Was fighting the crazy crowds worth it?

2006-11-24 12:20:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need a song that says i am over my ex finally and says that i have someone new

2006-11-24 12:19:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I like it-- its kindof wierd, cuz i sit and get like 100pts and i have no idea why i like to get the pts up, i just answer questions like crazy--and does anybody know why we get points??? If you get lots of pts, what is the point?? Why do we get them? For a contest? See who gets the most? Can anybody answer this??? Sry i'm askin' lots of questions--- i'm wierd--lol but not in a bad way!!!!!!!! :)

2006-11-24 12:19:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1 and 5 others to say I could have done that better

2006-11-24 12:19:35 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 12:19:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what songs are these? remember these are OLDIES Artist and song

1.Her eyes are like heaven, her lips are devine

2. You be there when I look around

3. You sheltered me from harm

4.Is it true what they say about you

5.These are the eyes that watched him...

6. You'll come looking for the light

2006-11-24 12:19:13 · 1 answers · asked by macybluedawn 5 in Music

so i'm outta here to a town so far away, where i can do it again....just get out..get out from where i am.....

2006-11-24 12:18:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music