A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-11-24 12:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by delphinuz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I really enjoyed that joke. good work!
2006-11-24 12:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah that's a laugher.....about a three...keep them coming--little Johnny jokes are a hoot.
2006-11-24 20:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great, hey, I wonder if it would work for more money?? This disability check is not enough.
2006-11-24 20:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo tff thanx for the laugh
2006-11-24 21:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats funny, wonder if that will work if I need a new car........hmmmmm lol
2006-11-24 20:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by citygirl22_1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-25 08:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh. Have a nice weekend.
2006-11-24 20:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Little Sparky♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it
2006-11-24 20:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL...loved it!!!!!!
2006-11-24 20:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋