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I've never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don't listen,
they don't come in when you call, they like
to stay out all night, come home and expect
to be fed and stroked, then want to be left
alone and sleep. In other words, every quality
that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

2006-11-24 12:26:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Great! Excellent!

2006-11-24 12:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 3 1

True. Only thing is the cat always comes home. When it does it gives you comfort and love not a "Get off my back" reply.

2006-11-24 20:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 1 1

it depends on the kind of cat that you have some are like u describe. others are dependent that come to you when call, spend time with you , and sometimes act like a paper weight when you don't need them, it really depends on the relationship between the two.

2006-11-24 20:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by xavierhitman 1 · 1 1

You've got a good point, even though I don't like cats!

2006-11-24 20:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 1 1

Right on the target.

2006-11-24 20:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1 1

You sure got 'em pegged!

Thanks much for sharing your jokes.

2006-11-26 22:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by Woody 3 · 0 1

You made a very good point.

2006-11-24 20:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by WC 7 · 1 1

They love men, and they're the same way.

2006-11-24 20:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Quality... That's funny...

2006-11-24 20:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by misery 7 · 1 1

simple,
woman are independent- cats are independent :)

2006-11-24 20:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by Hugh Jass 2 · 2 1

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