There was an old farmer who lived on a rock-He sat in the meadow just shaking his-Fist at some boys who were down by the crick-Their feet in the water their hands on their-Marbles and playthings and at half-past four-There came a young lady she looked like a-pretty young preacher sat sat on the grass-She lifted her skirt up and showed them her-Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck-She said she was learning a new way to-Bring up her children they would not spit-While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling-Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt-While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her-Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock-He looked like a man with a sizeable-Home in the country with a big fence out front-If he asked her politely she'd show him her-little pet dog who was subject to fits-and then she would let him grab hold of her-Small tender hands with a movement so quick-And then she'd bend over and suck on his-Candy so tasty made of butterscotch, and then he'd spread whipcream
2006-11-24
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