Lyrics for a haha song!?

Question

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock-He sat in the meadow just shaking his-Fist at some boys who were down by the crick-Their feet in the water their hands on their-Marbles and playthings and at half-past four-There came a young lady she looked like a-pretty young preacher sat sat on the grass-She lifted her skirt up and showed them her-Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck-She said she was learning a new way to-Bring up her children they would not spit-While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling-Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt-While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her-Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock-He looked like a man with a sizeable-Home in the country with a big fence out front-If he asked her politely she'd show him her-little pet dog who was subject to fits-and then she would let him grab hold of her-Small tender hands with a movement so quick-And then she'd bend over and suck on his-Candy so tasty made of butterscotch, and then he'd spread whipcream

..All over her- Cookies that she had left out on her shelf, If you think this is dirty you can go hurt yourself!


I couldn't fit it all in.

Answer 1

Brilliantly said.
It reminds me of an old school one called Blue Violets
"Blue violets growing in the sunlight
there once was a farmer who fell in a pit
and when he got out he was covered in...
Blue violets growing in the sunlight
there was a young fisherman, his boat by the dock
and he was so proud of his big meaty...
Blue violets growing in the sunlight.

.......it goes on and on and on
but I love your version.....very well done dude.

Answer 2

hehehe, you got a chuckle out of me, and that means you did pretty good ;) Kudos