Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

ok so these 2 old men are sitting in the nursing home waiting to die. The first man, bob turns to the second, bill, and says,"why don't we sneek out of here and go deer hunting one more time." Bill agrees, so they set of to go hunting. They arrive at the old cabin from which they decided to met back at after the hunt.Bob goes one direction and Bill goes the other, both headed to their special hunting spots. Well, about and hour later bob nails a deer. He soon finds out that he can't drag it out of the woods by himself so he goes off to find bill. Upon arriving at bills stand he finds that bill had fallen asleep while he was going to the bathroom...instead of waking him bob guts his deer..He then carried all of the guts overto were bill was asleep and placed them undereath him.Bob walked back tothe cabin. Shortly afterwards billcomes walking extremely slow.Bob asks him," bill whats wrong? And bill said," i pooped my guts out bob!But with Gods help and this finger i got them all back in!

2006-11-22 07:16:20 · 22 answers · asked by southpaw1416 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 07:16:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The Brandy Norwood Community:

her new community

http://brandy.fr-bb.com/index.forum

2006-11-22 07:16:19 · 4 answers · asked by nEW Y 1 in Celebrities

I mean really, what the heck is that??

2006-11-22 07:15:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 07:15:00 · 7 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

besides having personal designers make them clothes???!

2006-11-22 07:14:44 · 5 answers · asked by Nikki R 2 in Celebrities

scuzz vs kerrang
what do you prefer to watch and why???

2006-11-22 07:13:12 · 13 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Polls & Surveys

what is a good nickname for kristen???

2006-11-22 07:13:05 · 11 answers · asked by air502001@sbcglobal.net 2 in Celebrities

she was there, because i saw pictures of her there, i wonder did she get kicked out?

2006-11-22 07:13:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-22 07:12:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The old one!

2006-11-22 07:12:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Here are the lyrics:

A poor orphan girl named Maria
Was walking to market one day
She stopped for to rest by the road side
Where a bird with a broken wing lay
A few moments passed till she saw it
For its feathers were covered with sand
And soon clean and wrapped it was traveling
In the warmth of Maria's small hand

She happily gave her last peso
On a cage made of rushes and twine
She fed it loose corn from the market
And watched it grow stronger with time

Now the gift-giving service was coming
And the chruch shone with tinsel and light
And all of the town folk brought presents
To lay by the manger that night

There were diamonds, incense and perfumes
And packages fit for a king
But for one ragged bird in a small cage
Maria had nothing to bring

She waited till just before midnight
So no one would see her go in
And crying she knelt by the manger
For her gift was unworthy of him

Then a voice spoke to her through the darkness
Maria what brings you to me
If the bird in the cage is your offering
Open the door let me see

So she trembled she did as he asked her
And out ofthe cage the bird flew
Soaring up into the rafters
On a wing that had healed good as new

Just then the midnight bells rang out
And the little bird started to sing
A song that no words could recapture
For its beauty was fit for a king

Now Maria felt blessed just to listen
To that cascade of notes sweet and long
As her offering was lifted to heaven
By the very first nightingale's song

2006-11-22 07:11:55 · 3 answers · asked by charmed_lover_101 1 in Music

2006-11-22 07:11:54 · 11 answers · asked by That one guy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine didn't kill the cat, but it seems to get me into trouble.

2006-11-22 07:11:37 · 21 answers · asked by bown 4 in Polls & Surveys

is it ok to wear another band's shirt to a different concert? like wearing a system of a down shirt to a disturbed concert?

2006-11-22 07:09:35 · 20 answers · asked by theanswernator 1 in Music

LOL I know it's old but still funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEoKHltcpxU&mode=related&search=

2006-11-22 07:09:34 · 23 answers · asked by Not a happy bunny 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 07:09:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 07:08:53 · 19 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Music

funny video, by the way (I'm gonna give at least one person this for christmas), but semi-NSFW.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20253

2006-11-22 07:08:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-22 07:08:23 · 6 answers · asked by Black Bolt 1 in Music

2006-11-22 07:08:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

heard a rumor terrence j was gay. mediatakout.com

2006-11-22 07:08:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Are nasty.

2006-11-22 07:08:03 · 8 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 07:07:48 · 7 answers · asked by ABsoluTE BEAUTY 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-22 07:07:04 · 9 answers · asked by Feathery 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 07:06:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i accidently clicked on it..how about you?

have a great , happy, day!
:-)

2006-11-22 07:06:13 · 22 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

Americans have those foam cold drinks and dip n dots
What are those cold foam drinks called again?

Canadians Have Slurpee's and Ketchup Chips
There is Also Lots Of Chocolate Bars We Have That You Dont!

ANYTHING ELSE?

2006-11-22 07:05:47 · 15 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

it is the song coming on air in the star plus serial karam apna apna at 9.30pm and at 4.00pm.

2006-11-22 07:05:22 · 6 answers · asked by farheen 1 in Television

And give a reason why e.g. My Chemical Romance because they have influenced me to write my own music and changed my life forever.

2006-11-22 07:05:15 · 13 answers · asked by Koko ; 4 in Music