ok so these 2 old men are sitting in the nursing home waiting to die. The first man, bob turns to the second, bill, and says,"why don't we sneek out of here and go deer hunting one more time." Bill agrees, so they set of to go hunting. They arrive at the old cabin from which they decided to met back at after the hunt.Bob goes one direction and Bill goes the other, both headed to their special hunting spots. Well, about and hour later bob nails a deer. He soon finds out that he can't drag it out of the woods by himself so he goes off to find bill. Upon arriving at bills stand he finds that bill had fallen asleep while he was going to the bathroom...instead of waking him bob guts his deer..He then carried all of the guts overto were bill was asleep and placed them undereath him.Bob walked back tothe cabin. Shortly afterwards billcomes walking extremely slow.Bob asks him," bill whats wrong? And bill said," i pooped my guts out bob!But with Gods help and this finger i got them all back in!
2006-11-22
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