Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

2006-11-19 16:43:38 · 12 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a boy
I was born in California
I'm in a disney movie
i am doing an upcoming movie in 2007
people have a crush on me
I am a cute actor and singer

2006-11-19 16:42:48 · 10 answers · asked by HSM_lover 3 in Celebrities

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

2006-11-19 16:42:17 · 28 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

ok well guys do you call other girls on the phone or have them call you even when your in a relationship and claim to love your girlfriend.
and if their just "friends" of yours do you ever compliement them or anything?

serious question.
I want to see the difference between guys.

2006-11-19 16:41:19 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Butterfly Kisses♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 16:41:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that you could listen to over and over and not get sick of?

mine is welcome to the black parade
by my chemical romance

2006-11-19 16:40:21 · 34 answers · asked by soren 6 in Music

When this Racist MORON comes on! Good Night to Everyone except BIG MORON! To him - Drop Dead, Please!

2006-11-19 16:39:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you?

2006-11-19 16:38:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im a none smoker

2006-11-19 16:38:32 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We already have "Ferngully" and "the World of Faery", but are looking for some more. Thanks!

2006-11-19 16:37:52 · 3 answers · asked by Delphine F 3 in Movies

Ok... what's all the craze about Hannah Montana about? She's a bad actor, an OK singer, a typical Disney Channel star. What's so great about her? It's not like she's that talented.

2006-11-19 16:37:30 · 6 answers · asked by cheeeeer 4 in Television

2006-11-19 16:36:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And, in the case of a non-meat sandwich, would it be the bread or the peanutbutter and jelly, the bread or the cheese, or the bread or the tofurkey?

2006-11-19 16:36:20 · 23 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who's Better?

2006-11-19 16:36:19 · 7 answers · asked by Manuel 2 in Music

2006-11-19 16:35:01 · 13 answers · asked by .:.:far away:.:. 1 in Music

2006-11-19 16:34:26 · 1 answers · asked by Lovely 1 in Polls & Surveys

Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
A. They are all married.

2006-11-19 16:33:50 · 6 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 16:33:46 · 4 answers · asked by michinoku2001 7 in Movies

Classically boasted.. "more stars then there are in the heavens"

2006-11-19 16:33:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

In the movie, Ice T thinks he's going on a hunting trip w/ several other men. Turns out, he's the one they're hunting and he has to outwit the others and run for his life, kill them or be killed himself.

2006-11-19 16:32:02 · 9 answers · asked by Barb 1 in Movies

I know it's two words and the second word is "airmen"

2006-11-19 16:31:31 · 4 answers · asked by Egypt 1 in Movies

thanx~

2006-11-19 16:31:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here's a list I have already made on my own so far: Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice; Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew; Hoochie Mama by 2 Live Crew; Too Much Booty In The Pants by 2 Live Crew; Gettin Jiggy With It by Will Smith; Miami by Will Smith; It's Tricky by Run DMC; Bust a Move by Run DMC' Fantastic Voyage by Coolio. What else?

2006-11-19 16:30:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-19 16:30:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if anyone goes to a bar called "big bucks" in burlington or any country bar where line dancing is performed, it tends to be there.
the dance kinda goes like this:
right hand flicker, left hand flicker, spin
right hand flicker, left hand flicker, right hip trust, left hip trust,
right hip touch, left hip touch, right knee, back knee
touch front ground
touch back ground, kick legs, clap
punching bag up, punching bag down, punching bag up, punching bag down, anfd again....

it's fast....and it repeats the words
DANCE, DANCE

2006-11-19 16:30:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-19 16:29:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanx~

2006-11-19 16:29:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it has a verse in it that says...well my girlfriend is in the next room...sometimes i wish she were u......

2006-11-19 16:29:36 · 16 answers · asked by pcpirate30 3 in Music

The lead singer is female. Any help would be appreciated, thanks!

2006-11-19 16:29:13 · 1 answers · asked by Scott 1 in Music

and would you still want the presents that santa left you under the tree...or do you think they would be a bribe so you wont tell daddy ??

2006-11-19 16:29:08 · 11 answers · asked by free-spirit 5 in Polls & Surveys