It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2006-11-19 16:43:38 · 12 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And after retirement, I remember it to this day hon, You were good, Very very good.
But why did you have to post it on yahoo. What if ur hubby knows.
2006-11-19 16:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an obidient, courteous and generous lady was she! She literally followed the instructions given by her hubby, so that he may not feel bad if she doesn't obey him! She did what the hubby wanted to do her and paid one dollar too ! At the end she was too generous to hold a breakfast for the Mailman!!!
Ha Ha Ha !!! What a Lucky mailman was he ? By the way from which steet and which city was he getting retired ?! Well there must be thousands of aspirants like me to take up that job!!!
Nice one !! Very nicely presented ! I liked it !
2006-11-20 00:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Da-amn! What a wonderful way to spend your last day! I would want the same thing for my last day (except I'd want to sleep with a guy, not a girl). Thank you for this lovely story, but it didn't really make me laugh, sorry.
2006-11-20 02:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this one a couple of days ago. It's an ok joke.
2006-11-20 00:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.
9/10
2006-11-20 02:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohohohoho! why ladies should not take things literally!!!
2006-11-20 00:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get it where you can. Right!!
lol
2006-11-20 01:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha?
2006-11-20 00:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your good! Really good!
2006-11-20 00:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is she blond???
hahahaha... nice one!!!!
2006-11-20 00:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by bugi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋