Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
A. They are all married.
2006-11-19 16:33:50 · 6 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah go on har har very funny <-------------very pissed off man
2006-11-19 16:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tel me mee mee are you a sooth sayer, How truthful could you be OMG, You are the personifaction of truth itself.
Men, the lot of them.
Read on.
What did God say after creating Adam
A. I am tired, further on someone else do my Job.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. tell him a good looking women needs him fresh.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A double crosser,.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. Cause they are left with not much of a choice.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can see thru into a womens mind.
Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Cause all the time the females are manouvering in and out of them.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
A. Nagging, Fleecing, abusive, two timing Wives.
2006-11-20 00:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good, and true, speaking as a male. The last one, the reason men in a singles bar are married is because the singles want to stay single.
Women go there looking for a husband, and that's what they find...husbands.
These were okay, keep up the good work.
2006-11-20 00:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not Bad !! Too funny and Hilarious ! Yes ! Inspite of being a man,will have to accept them for they are not too far away from the bare facts of the life!! Ha Ha Ha ....Nice ones !! Quite sensible too...I believe...What do you say ?
2006-11-20 00:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha...good one...best joke I've seen today
2006-11-20 00:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for that. You have made my morning. lol
2006-11-20 00:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋