A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
2006-11-19 16:42:17 · 28 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha ....Smart little girl toppled her teacher with her presence of mind and instant repartee !! Cute and thoughtfully presented one !!! Good !
2006-11-19 16:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever Little girl
2006-11-20 04:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazing comeback! 10 out of 10!
2006-11-20 02:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the teacher fainted - hehe naughty little girl
2006-11-20 08:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, it will be the joke of the week next Sunday in church LOL
2006-11-20 02:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by Skull 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only a child could think outside the box like that....too cute.
2006-11-20 00:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good one after a long time, thanx
2006-11-20 01:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!Nice to see a clean joke once.Thanx
2006-11-20 00:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. I bet the teacher was mad...lol
2006-11-20 00:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♪♫♥photographer♥♫♪ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quick - witted girl.
2006-11-20 23:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by Sonam Singh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋