1. Echo yourself(example: How are you today..day..ay..ay..)
2. Talksofastthatnoonecanunderstandawordyousay....
3. Sing annoying songs
4. Talk about something in great detail to someone who has no
clue what the hell you're talking about
5. Laugh like a ManIac for no particular reason
6. Yell to a friend across the theater in the middle of a movie
7. Scream in someone's ear.
8. Talk about something disgusting
9. Talk in gibberish
10.Alktay inay igpay atinlay
11.Orop inop opop-topalopkop (Or in op-talk)
12.Tell REALLY bad puns
13.Jump from topic to topic with no warning
14.Talk loudly to a friend in front of members of the opposite
sex, using the word "sex" often(only works with young teenagers)
15.Talk in rhyme. Don't stop when asked to
16.Sing WAY off key
17.Hold up a gerbil/mouse, talk in a squeaky voice and pretend
that you are the gerbil/mouse
18.Talk about something blasphemous to very religious
people ...or vice versa
19.Make a face. Hold it that way. People tell you to shut up
even though you said nothing
20.Stare at someone for a long time without responding to "Got
a staring problem?" etc. Once again, even though you said nothing,
people will say "shut up" because you are disturbing them into
confusion. (YESSSSS!:)
2006-11-17
12:05:12
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