Oh please...I am the farting queen. And the pro at covering it up. I keep a bottle of spray in my drawer and whenever I have to use it I always say very loudly "Who let loose the pants cannon in here? I'm trying to work!" Its amazing to see the guilty look on people's faces sometimes...LMAO
2006-11-17 12:03:27
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answered by WonderTwit 6
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a million) do no longer fart in front of her in case you are able to help it, its no longer eye-catching thats why she does not do it in front of you. 2) She in all hazard poops earlier she takes a bath so which you never be attentive to. 3) She does fart and whilst she does they're attractive and that they do no longer scent. P.S. She is an illusionist no longer a magician.
2016-12-30 14:30:55
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answered by ? 3
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I am old and have a failing "O" ring. I take responsibility by saying excuse me or if it my close friends I tell them to vacate the area. If it is soundless I leave the areas as quickly as I can so people won't know it's me. Unfortunately, I have a reputation so....
2006-11-17 12:04:32
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answered by AKA FrogButt 7
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ok before you fart call out a farting cotest so its fine. and if you dont have time to call it out. just do it an start laughing at the person sitting next to you ad act like they did it. or if its really loud and disgusting call it yours.
2006-11-17 12:04:36
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answered by Locknet Monda! 1
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Apologize.
2006-11-17 12:02:23
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answered by maggiepirsq 4
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I whip my head around to the person closest to me and make a funny face and wave my hand in front of my nose.
Works every time.
2006-11-17 12:03:02
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answered by mimi22 5
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i did not fart,but last night i was at the store and the boy was at the cash register, and i just burped and did not no i was doing it until it happened. i said, i am sorry.
2006-11-17 12:06:52
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answered by granny 3
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yeah you turn to the person nearest to you and be like "yuck, someone farted". Then the blame is shifted from you to someone else.
2006-11-17 12:03:55
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answered by anime_chii_xx 1
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Yes, I fart all the time. I am proud of my flatulence.
2006-11-17 12:03:40
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answered by Anonymous
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scuff your shoe across the floor or pretend you have indigestion acting as if the noise was a belch...AND....hope there is not a smell.
2006-11-17 12:03:39
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answered by ஐAldaஐ 6
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