Regarding crop circles....can you write an interesting paragraph or 2 that includes these phrases?

Question

(This should be fun!)
1. I can hardly believe my eyes
2. the ground started to shake
3. reporting for CNN...this is Wolf Blitzer
4. don't make a sound
5. yeah...you blend
6. the laws of physics have ceased to exist

Answer 1

Now we go to our live reporter at famous makeup King - Blair Ohlala's farm property in Boise, Ohio

Hello this is Wolf Blitzer reporting for CNN
we are at makeup king - blair ohlala's property in blaise, ohio. Blair founder of the multimillion makeup company - yeah...you blend is in disbelief as he witnessed an amazing and almost un believable event, He is here to give us an exculisive. Blair I can hardly believe my eyes what happened. Blair: Well i was on the property and the ground started to shake i saw lights in the field, and went to investigate, as i got nearer i heard voices saying dont make a sound. The light then became blinding and i fell down. I woke up in the fields this morning and then went over to the site there were huge circles, so i ordered my private jet up to have a look cant believe it, im still in shock over this blair over here :paparazzi start to swarm:. WOLF: well folks as you can see blair is overwhelmed at the moment and it looks like this one is for you UFO fans out there and once again we tell ourselves the laws of physics have ceased to exist and how long before we live among aliens This is wolf Bliitzer reporting for CNN

Answer 2

"Do I look to dressy? Would I blend in with this background?" I asked the camera crew. "yeah...you blend," answered one of them said sarcastickly. I just glared at him and tugged at my skirt again. " Everybody, with the exception of Wolf, Dont make a sound, were live in 3...2...1," another said giving me a thumbs up.

"Reporting for CNN...this is Wolf Blitzer and we are live here at a corn field in Kansas where a fa-"the ground started to shake and I was suddenly jolted. "Well for you veiwers I dont know if you can but I can hardly believe my eyes. There seems to be a flying saucer above me," I tried to sound clam but I was too worried and then suddenly it was like the laws of physics have ceased to exist and I was flaoting in mid air.......

To be continued

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Reporting for CNN...This is Wolf Blitzer, Don't make a sound! .......................POOT!........The ground is shaking! I can hardly believe my eyes! It burns! Ok back to the news....Cause of my deadly fart the Laws of physics have ceased to exist.