Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, & good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. When does a woman most want a man's company?
A. When he owns it.

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. If you slice them very thinly it takes 3 average size men.

Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes

Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.

2006-11-16 01:51:17 · 32 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 01:50:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I read somewhere that back in 1996 globe awards norris did soemthing bad to Stamos. What happened?

2006-11-16 01:49:54 · 4 answers · asked by Centered 4 in Celebrities

Because she sat on pinnocios nose and said lie lie lie!!!

2006-11-16 01:49:33 · 7 answers · asked by Bianca 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 01:49:27 · 9 answers · asked by Ralph 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 01:49:21 · 7 answers · asked by Violet 2 in Television

2006-11-16 01:49:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-16 01:48:10 · 9 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

GBD or JH?

2006-11-16 01:48:04 · 15 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering.
Don't flip your wig.

2006-11-16 01:47:03 · 11 answers · asked by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 in Polls & Surveys

Here it is so cold and blustery! It rained yesterday and the day before and the meteorologist is saying there may be an inch of snow on it's way later today. What's the weather where you are? Oh yeah, I live in IL.

2006-11-16 01:46:54 · 25 answers · asked by bown 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 01:46:35 · 8 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 01:46:27 · 5 answers · asked by BMW M5 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think Stevie Nicks sings it but I can't find it anywhere... Sample lyrics

...Well does she make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusions of love?
...And is it over now? Do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home?


It's got that pretty distinctive guitar riff throughout the whole song. Help me if you know it, I love this song!

2006-11-16 01:45:59 · 6 answers · asked by Jeanne P 1 in Music

2006-11-16 01:45:23 · 20 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An_7ey5MMLTGCt65f3ylp1bsy6IX?qid=20061115054452AAT6eaY

2006-11-16 01:45:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have already looked on the NBC Medium website. Does anyone know where I can see or download the two hour show from lastnight? Tivo didn't record it!! Help!

2006-11-16 01:44:19 · 4 answers · asked by deesjeeper 2 in Television

2006-11-16 01:43:07 · 5 answers · asked by forest lover 2 in Movies

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here.leave a message

Hi, Now you say something

If you leave a message,I'll call you soon, If you leave a sexy message, I'll call you sooner

Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need aluminium cladding, double-glazing, or a hot tub,and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you are still with me leave your name and number!

Hi, I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you.

Hello. My name is ____:If you are the phone company,I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send me money.If you are my financial aid institute, you did not lend me enough money.If you are my friends you owe me money. If you are a female, I have plenty of money!

2006-11-16 01:42:45 · 10 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 01:42:16 · 18 answers · asked by Charda 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-16 01:41:38 · 6 answers · asked by carrot cake 1 in Celebrities

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working?




Smack him on the head and say, "Get back to work!"

2006-11-16 01:41:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Rap sucks listen to metal!!

2006-11-16 01:39:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just when sociably accepted?

2006-11-16 01:38:31 · 10 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

specifically shanghai...but anywhere in chinas ok

2006-11-16 01:37:05 · 5 answers · asked by wendy 3 in Music

A scot pulled up and said he thought the engine might be flooded.
I asked "are you a mechanic?"
He said "NO, I'M A MCTAVISH"

A while later another drunken scotsman asked me what was wrong, I said "Piston Broke"
He Replied "AND SO AM I"

So I flagged another motorist down and asked if he could help me,
he said "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist"
So I asked "well can you give me a toe?"

2006-11-16 01:36:24 · 15 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If your husband/boy friend deer hunts (season opened in Michigan yesterday) what do you do while he is gone?

2006-11-16 01:35:01 · 16 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

if this question gets deleted Im going to kill

2006-11-16 01:34:41 · 20 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'd like to know how many people use Yahoo 360* or 1 of the other forums.

2006-11-16 01:34:39 · 9 answers · asked by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 01:34:04 · 9 answers · asked by phillip h 1 in Television