Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, & good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. When does a woman most want a man's company?
A. When he owns it.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. If you slice them very thinly it takes 3 average size men.
Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.
2006-11-16 01:51:17 · 32 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Men are like floor tiles,
Lay them properly the first time and you can walk over them for the rest of their lives
2006-11-16 01:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the cooker
2006-11-16 05:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do some men dress up as women?
So they can be like us.
Men are not all bad, some of the jokes are too cruel, I have a vivid imagination.
2006-11-16 02:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sprinkle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im disgusted not all men are like that.....but holding your stomach in does start to be come a chore will you marry me ha ha ha
2006-11-16 01:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by ross s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVE THEM... LOVE THAM ALL! I will be plastering these on my fridge when I get home, I'm sure a certain someone wont be pleased, but who cares!
2006-11-16 01:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by chanda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To much info about men kizzy1234
2006-11-16 03:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones!!!!
Was needing something to get me through the last hour of work!
I think these may have done the trick!!!!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!
Here's one for you........................
Men / Deck of cards
You need a HEART to love him
A DIAMOND to marry him
A CLUB to beat him
and a SPADE to bury him!!!!
2006-11-16 03:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by smoking_gremlin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a question but those are brilliant!! LOL!!! - I've copied and pasted them for my daughter
2006-11-16 01:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one's last best. All my friends loved it.
2006-11-16 02:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by dragongirl_92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha....good ones!
2006-11-16 01:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋