A scot pulled up and said he thought the engine might be flooded.
I asked "are you a mechanic?"
He said "NO, I'M A MCTAVISH"
A while later another drunken scotsman asked me what was wrong, I said "Piston Broke"
He Replied "AND SO AM I"
So I flagged another motorist down and asked if he could help me,
he said "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist"
So I asked "well can you give me a toe?"
2006-11-16 01:36:24 · 15 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it...i will send it to my scotsman friend..hope he'll not be offended.....lol
2006-11-16 01:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 22:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 02:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-16 01:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh - a most excellent way to begin the day!! Thank you!!
2006-11-16 01:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 01:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 01:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by imgonnakickurass2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 01:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 01:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 01:48:41 · answer #10 · answered by jaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋