Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2006

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

2006-11-12 12:18:44 · 28 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you like things or stuff?

2006-11-12 12:18:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:18:40 · 3 answers · asked by nicole w 1 in Movies

from previous visits to Y!Q?
im just curious to know if i've made an impression.
if you do know me or recognize me, how do you think of me, honestly

2006-11-12 12:18:35 · 21 answers · asked by leafy_c2i2 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:18:16 · 14 answers · asked by Kodak 1 in Television

I go to the Elkhart Carrer Center and my teacher requires the music we play during class to be School App. I dont have the time to listen to it all and pay attention. So i was wondering if anyone has listened to there new cd Stadium Arcadium and if i could play it in school.

Thanks

Joe

2006-11-12 12:18:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-12 12:17:47 · 8 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:17:21 · 9 answers · asked by jimbobishnuma 1 in Television

Who likes Michael Jackson? I mean him not his music. He is so wierd looking and has a wierd looking nose. I so hate him. He is so U-G-L-Y!!!

2006-11-12 12:17:11 · 9 answers · asked by krfritts2004 3 in Celebrities

What do u think the most cofterbal way is to sleep on a couch? Any way you can think about! Anything!

2006-11-12 12:16:50 · 8 answers · asked by 96' Subaru Impreza L 2.2l 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:16:35 · 15 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

There are two rooms connected by one door. In Room 1, there are three light switches. In Room 2 there are three light bulbs. The problem: to figure out which switch goes to which bulb.
The catch: when you open the door, all the power is disconnected and the bulbs go out. How do you figure out which switch goes to which bulb? They are incandecent bulbs.
You cannot enter the room with the light bulbs and close the door, you may only go in with door left open.

[It personally took me two weeks to figure this out and when I did it was definitely a "Doh!!!" moment.]

2006-11-12 12:16:20 · 14 answers · asked by quntmphys238 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Give me your two favorite songs and then compare and contrast them.

2006-11-12 12:16:05 · 6 answers · asked by modeledge 3 in Music

An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:

"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear
was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
As a bright light s hone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don' t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

2006-11-12 12:15:35 · 8 answers · asked by donttalkjustplay05 4 in Jokes & Riddles

song by My Chemical Romance?favorite video?favorite band member?favorite anything about my chemical romance?weird obsessions about my chemical romance?

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ONLY NO OTHER BANDS!

2006-11-12 12:15:00 · 10 answers · asked by Hannah HaYwIrE!?1♥ 3 in Music

im6/3/77 at 2:30 am and hes 5/21/70 at 2:10 pm

2006-11-12 12:14:53 · 3 answers · asked by solas lethe 3 in Horoscopes

Hmmm...
C'mon and spill...

Me,i'm playing...and partying...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-11-12 12:13:25 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you know the names from first to last?

2006-11-12 12:13:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I was very shocked b/c I had JUST got finished listening to his music b4 I found out he died.

2006-11-12 12:13:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-12 12:12:56 · 3 answers · asked by Nicole H 2 in Television

in a fairy tail or in a past like when pirates were real and stuff....

2006-11-12 12:12:23 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

what was your worst date ever,,what happened to make it bad?

2006-11-12 12:11:54 · 22 answers · asked by kkahn9dodge 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:10:58 · 5 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Music

http://www.hairweb.de/images-stars/michael-jackson-prozess.jpg
or
http://marta.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/teletubbies.jpg

2006-11-12 12:10:25 · 28 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:10:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do u like orlando bloom??

2006-11-12 12:10:13 · 18 answers · asked by lize 4 in Polls & Surveys

I clean the living room and the bathroom. *Am Exhausted*

2006-11-12 12:09:53 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 12:09:30 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am very much into this game show so far. I believe that it has a very good following and i hope that someone beats all 100 people before it ends its run.

That would be unfortunate if it ran its course and nobody won the top prize of 1 million dollars for all of the time it would wind up being on television.

2006-11-12 12:09:06 · 5 answers · asked by rocksolidjra 3 in Television

2006-11-12 12:09:06 · 16 answers · asked by leafy_c2i2 4 in Polls & Surveys