A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
2006-11-12 12:18:44 · 28 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one is funny and I am a blonde.
Thanks,
Beverly S.
2006-11-12 14:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonds win all the way!! And blonds do get extra interest than brunettes. Its a truth!! look in any respect the familiar females round college, celebrities blonds get the adult adult males and extra interest. Take Paris Hilton as an example. And Lindsey Lohan she replaced into once a blond and now shes a brunette or some gruesome color and he or she hardly ever receives and interest. She is so determined she has to interrupt her personal bones to get interest. and blonds continually have extra interesting. we are party princesses. We party more durable and longer then brunettes. And we do not have significant hand overs both compared to brunettes. And we continually get the guy and we continually finally end up dumping compared to you brunettes they continually promote off you!! and its also a truth brunettes have extra blond moments. And for InteresedOne990 a minimum of we've the bodies to be able to instruct extra skin!!
2016-11-29 02:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've already heard it but it's funny,a little,I have dirty blonde hair and my sisters pick on my all the time(they're brunnettes,all 3 of them)But I get all the jokes and I'm not dito and all,but I like the one about the car and Wal-mart
2006-11-12 12:50:05
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I once told a blond gal that while shopping in a big department store, an escalator I was riding on stopped due to a power failure and I was stuck on it for four hours. All of us on it were fed and allowed to go to the bathroom... she believed me..
2006-11-12 16:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that joke on the tonight show wit jay leno
some guest named spencer said it
hes in the santa clause 3
2006-11-12 12:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by neil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good it had me going thinking that the blond was going to play a joke on him but i wasnt expecting that lol awesome joke
2006-11-12 12:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I have to keep this one in mind to tell my blond friends.
2006-11-12 12:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, but half my friends wouldn't get it (they are blondes). i just went to canada with my friend, and she is a brunette with blonde high-lights. we had just crossed the border, and we were shopping. she was really happy, so she said "I love Canadia". I think her high-lights went to her head.
2006-11-12 12:45:50 · answer #8 · answered by Look into the Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well blondes do tend to think that if they act dumb and sweet theyll get wot they want trust me i know i am a "dumb blond" but i know wot im doing he he
2006-11-12 12:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, HA, Ha - Thats fantastic. I will have to tell my blonde fiance.
2006-11-12 12:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mark Antony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋