Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2006

2006-11-09 03:42:26 · 17 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you gained super powers today, and you wanted to go into business as a super hero, how would you go about concealing your secret identity? I'm looking for realistic suggestions. You're not wealthy, you didn't have any choice about your powers, and you already have an established identity as your current self.

How could you disguise your appearance so that you could not be identified? How would you conceal your comings and goings so that you could not be tracked down? How would you change your habits so that people who knew you would not recognize your personal idiosyncracies?

How would you learn about crimes/ disasters in progress, to be able to help in time?

How much would it all cost? Where would you get the equipment?

How would you deal with the inevitable publicity? The inevitable stalkers? If someone held hostages, trying to force you to use your powers to serve them?

9 NOV 06, 1644 hrs, GMT.

2006-11-09 03:41:32 · 8 answers · asked by cdf-rom 7 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-09 03:41:11 · 11 answers · asked by kukdukoo_06 1 in Movies

This was originally played on BBC TV, back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though god knows how many takes it took. The irony is that the BBC received not one complaint, must have been the speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read.

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to
go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny

2006-11-09 03:41:04 · 25 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

did he really flunk off of Star Search

2006-11-09 03:40:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Discount store.....

A) Dollar General
B) Dollar Tree
C) Family Dollar
D) Fred's
E) Hudson's Dirt Cheap
F) The local Rescue Mission
G) Someone having a Yard Sale
H) store not listed (specify name)
I) I don't shop at discount stores

2006-11-09 03:39:49 · 21 answers · asked by Krazy K 5 in Polls & Surveys

Where he's reckless, bouncing off the walls, always in your face, always wanting something...

2006-11-09 03:39:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Been chased all over New Jersey by the Toxic Advenger?

2006-11-09 03:38:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. If someone says that you are retarded, so you call them a dumdum back, which causes them to hit you with their fist, when is the best time to start eeting some Dum-Dums candy?
2. Dragon is confused about the term "axe-murderer". How does one go about killing axes?
3. In Math class, why do they call them word problems? Aren't they still Math?

Thank you for answering this Poll on this Thursday. Dragon is bored at work, and her boss is not in the office.

2006-11-09 03:38:15 · 13 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 03:37:47 · 4 answers · asked by mr_lucky_guy2005 1 in Polls & Surveys

The Fonz!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-09 03:37:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone know were I can obtain a three record original recording of George Harrisons Concert for Bangledesh, recorded in 1971.

2006-11-09 03:37:23 · 5 answers · asked by rastus 1 in Music

2006-11-09 03:35:26 · 28 answers · asked by smtwtfs_04 3 in Polls & Surveys

For me, it's Rosie O'Donnell......I can't believe the other women on "The View" haven't ganged up and beaten her to death with a shovel yet.

2006-11-09 03:35:16 · 19 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

2006-11-09 03:35:16 · 12 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Fell asleep halfway through! Thanks.

2006-11-09 03:34:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

>
> >
> > A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
> > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
> > couple of dollars for dinner.
> >
> > The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
> > give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
> >
> > "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
> >
> > "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
> > "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said.
> >
> > "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
> >
> > "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
> > asked.
> >
> > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
> > in 20 years!"
> >
> > "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead ,
> > I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
> >
> > The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you
> > for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
> > disgusting."
> >
> > The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
> > woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and
> > wine

2006-11-09 03:33:38 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-09 03:32:45 · 25 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Music

Where did D. Shepherd move from?

2006-11-09 03:32:15 · 9 answers · asked by Sam 3 in Television

2006-11-09 03:32:05 · 11 answers · asked by Justin L 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-09 03:31:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

after the fall of the PTL empire, or.......WILLIAM HUNG'S version of "She Bangs"

2006-11-09 03:31:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

......the old comedies eg Cosby Show, Waiting for God, Are you being Served or the new ones eg Half and Half, My wife and kids, The 70s Show, One on One etc?

2006-11-09 03:30:54 · 22 answers · asked by Georgina 3 in Television

It almost seems she is jealous that she can't lose the weight and they could?!

2006-11-09 03:30:35 · 8 answers · asked by vwolf 3 in Television

2006-11-09 03:30:24 · 8 answers · asked by nvsweets2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering, because I was thinking of an elderly lady I once knew who owned a flower shop. One of her husbands had died back in the 1950s when a tractor fell on him and crushed him. And she always had old black and white photos of him lying in his coffin on display in her flower shop for all to see. I remember that six years ago, when my grandmother died, it didn't even seem as though she was there when I attended her funeral. I remember seeing her lying in her coffin, but her body just looked like the empty shell that it now was. My mom has pictures of her from when she was alive, and I prefer to think of my grandma as being alive and with a smile on her face than as a corpse that bears no resemblance to her when she was alive. What do you think?

2006-11-09 03:30:15 · 13 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 03:30:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is only one heaven ? Agreed?
well..............

we all have a different idea of our own personal heaven , so when we get there how do we know we will get our idea of heaven?
Theres only one how can it cater to everyone personally? Not possible so whats the answer?

I hope this makes sense.

2006-11-09 03:29:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone seems to be talking about it! Since the news about his appearance at the WMA's and his collaboration with will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas, he seems to be everywhere! I have a feeling this is going to be huge! The biggest comeback in music history! Just read the media. Since he was found innocent, there is not a single negative story about him. To tell you the truth, I'm happy for him. He deserves way much more than he's getting and music industry seems way poor and dull without him. Just try to remember the old days when he was attending shows and when he was on tour. He's the only person who's driving people mad just by beeing there! He's a true legend no matter what some people say...

2006-11-09 03:27:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

nothing to do with stair lifts, is it!

2006-11-09 03:27:30 · 16 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Music