This was originally played on BBC TV, back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though god knows how many takes it took. The irony is that the BBC received not one complaint, must have been the speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read.
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to
go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny
2006-11-09 03:41:04 · 25 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I fell out of my chair laughing...thanks!
2006-11-09 03:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but never performed by Ronnie Barker. It was originally done by someone called Archie Campbell in a much less rude version. The BBC never received one complaint, because the BBC never broadcast it!!
2006-11-09 03:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hucking Filarious!
2006-11-09 04:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent , Barker was a genius at word play
2006-11-09 04:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funderwool! Now I've a stain in my pummock with laughing and am heaving breathily. More, Kate, that teally rickled me.
2006-11-09 04:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha stability bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah good comedian tale shop on
2016-12-28 17:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Dear Ronnie is sadly missed by many of us,at least there are one or two on here that keep us chuckling when we need that fix! -OW---!
2006-11-09 03:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee it's surprising that they didn't get any complaints but I suppose the people who could understand him had a sense of humour. =D
2006-11-09 04:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by Pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill that is the best joke/ riddle i have read tonight.
2006-11-09 08:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, Loved it.
2006-11-09 03:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by Siobhan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
darnen't you made my butt sore by landing on the floor - and my chest hurts from lack of oxygen--- now I have to read it again!!!! LOL
2006-11-09 04:14:59 · answer #11 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋