>
> >
> > A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
> > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
> > couple of dollars for dinner.
> >
> > The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
> > give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
> >
> > "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
> >
> > "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
> > "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said.
> >
> > "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
> >
> > "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
> > asked.
> >
> > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
> > in 20 years!"
> >
> > "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead ,
> > I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
> >
> > The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you
> > for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
> > disgusting."
> >
> > The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
> > woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and
> > wine
2006-11-09 03:33:38 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way ....... i am british
2006-11-09 05:10:26 · update #1
hahaha good one. i need to show my man this...he is always complaining about my shopping, hair appt. ect.
2006-11-09 03:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi >
Lond-winded, typically American and not too funny to us Brits.
We are more like -
"This bloke walks into a pub" "Ouch"!
Stuff like that.
2006-11-09 12:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahahahahahahha ROFLOL!!! That was so funny, I need to go find me a homeless woman!
2006-11-09 11:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A BIT SEXIST IF YOU ASK ME...only joking,loved it..lol lol lol
2006-11-09 14:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. There are certain things that women shouldn't give up.
2006-11-09 12:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha i got a kick out of it
2006-11-09 13:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by fulllipsandbighips 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahahahaaaa
i am worried my wife will do the same soon. shite better give her back the credit cards.
2006-11-09 11:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-11-09 14:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats a good one
2006-11-09 11:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good.
2006-11-09 11:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by Look on the bright side. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋