a blonde woman had been stood up on a date. so she got absolutely smashed out of her box on vodka before getting in her car and driving home, as she swerved across both sides of theroad a policeman saw her and gave chase, she finally pulled over and expalined what had happened to her, the policeman was not very sympathetic and began to read her rights, i am arresting you on the suspicion of drink driving, anything you say will taken down and used against you" , when she interupted him and said "panties and dildo"
2006-11-08
08:17:58
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