A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
2006-11-08 08:10:19 · 20 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Send him my way! whoot whoot
2006-11-08 08:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 22:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee
2006-11-08 08:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! A Little cruel tough.
2006-11-08 08:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by LBW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wuz so funny that i had 2 go 2 the bathroom
2006-11-08 08:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke.
2006-11-08 08:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this joke before! It still gets me laughing lol.....funny ish
2006-11-08 08:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one I've never heard. Cute.
2006-11-08 08:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woah, yeah, I bet that is an offer she can't refuse!!
2006-11-08 08:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You funny sicko.
2006-11-08 08:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by trueblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋