a blonde woman had been stood up on a date. so she got absolutely smashed out of her box on vodka before getting in her car and driving home, as she swerved across both sides of theroad a policeman saw her and gave chase, she finally pulled over and expalined what had happened to her, the policeman was not very sympathetic and began to read her rights, i am arresting you on the suspicion of drink driving, anything you say will taken down and used against you" , when she interupted him and said "panties and dildo"
2006-11-08 08:17:58 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats the BEST I've seen.....10/10 !
2006-11-08 09:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish
2006-11-08 08:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry only worth 5/10
2006-11-08 08:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-11-08 08:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it!! 10 out of 10
2006-11-08 08:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha took me a while to get it but yeah funny.
8/10
2006-11-08 08:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cradle joke.
2006-11-08 21:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by amrhappy1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have just made that up havent you,did you blush and snigger when you typed panties and dildo
2006-11-08 08:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but I am going to have to go with not... the punchline isn't really a punchline
2006-11-08 08:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by denise e 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee, you didn't leave a space between" of theroad..." calm down only joking. good joke, good spelling, good grammar. 10 out of 10.... lol
2006-11-08 08:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋