Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Meow occasionally.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
2006-11-08
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