Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Meow occasionally.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
2006-11-08 12:58:21 · 20 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Been smokin' that crank again?(-;
2006-11-08 13:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask the person next to you if you have food in your teeth or if your breath smells ok, push all the buttons before you get off the elevator, all the sudden start screaming and saying "we're all going to die!" and start talking to the person next to you about the assignment your therapist gave you that week.
2006-11-08 21:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by iluvmihorse12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the funniest!!! I like the part where meow occasionally.
I can't stop laughing! I think I ask my sister to do that she is not scared of anything! She will do anything to embarrass herself.
2006-11-08 21:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lilana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL great one! I actually used to meow occasionally in the elevator when I was visiting my b/f at his apartment and his neighbors used to think there was a kitten trapped under the floor. LOL it was great. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-08 21:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Honey Bizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Like that Demon voice one, gotta try that when I go back to my normal office with Elevators.
2006-11-08 21:56:19 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha, have you tried these before? Thats funny. I just might try some.
2006-11-08 21:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop a pen on the floor and wait for someone to pick it up for you, when they do scream, "Hey that's mine!"
2006-11-08 22:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to sniff people, then ask them if they're wearing deoderant.
2006-11-08 21:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the coolest thing i've heard all day!! someone else with a twisted sense of humor...thank God!!
2006-11-08 21:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by ididElvis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. love em. i especially like the "personal space" one. lol â¥
2006-11-08 21:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you did any of those things they wouldn't be long calling the funny farm...lol
2006-11-08 21:03:06 · answer #11 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋