Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

2006-11-07 09:38:44 · 19 answers · asked by Ravenra 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 09:38:40 · 4 answers · asked by dizzy 1 in Music

a friend of mine said "you know what they say..." a little while ago.


then we got to thinking...


who are "they"


???

2006-11-07 09:38:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Who is next in line to bang tha trailer park trash?


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/britney.divorce/index.html

2006-11-07 09:38:06 · 14 answers · asked by aligrespeq 3 in Celebrities

Kinda different what do you all think??

2006-11-07 09:37:58 · 4 answers · asked by sprydle 5 in Polls & Surveys

Part of the lyrics are "Every memory of looking out the front door" and "Hard to say it , hard to say it...goodbye"

2006-11-07 09:37:54 · 10 answers · asked by sbirch5 2 in Music

2006-11-07 09:37:45 · 4 answers · asked by C-Dawg 1 in Television

Was he that broke and is that an excuse?

2006-11-07 09:37:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-07 09:37:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i get IT out my hand goes back and forth on IT i do this for a while then when im done i blow IT and stuff comes out of IT


you sick minded ppl have a nasty answer but really IT is a ______

2006-11-07 09:37:11 · 10 answers · asked by im lost come and find me 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 09:37:02 · 6 answers · asked by Michael S 1 in Music

2006-11-07 09:36:32 · 12 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you think lauren is headed for a bad case of post partum depression?

2006-11-07 09:36:31 · 4 answers · asked by havingfun 4 in Television

2006-11-07 09:36:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

GUYS; If you had to choose one other guy (movie star, singer, anything) to kiss, who would it be?

GIRLS; If you had to choose one other girl (movie star, singer, anything) to kiss, who would it be?

Juat a kiss, a quick peck on the lips, not makeing out, and why, if you don't mind......

2006-11-07 09:35:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I remember they did some sort of survey thing on cbc, but i forget who won...

2006-11-07 09:35:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 09:35:12 · 3 answers · asked by D N Angel Fan 1 in Comics & Animation

People are always downing Kevin Federline for being a leech because he isn't rich and he is only famous because he married her, but no one ever says anything about a woman married to a rich man. Are women the only ones that get to marry someone rich without being a celebrity themselves without people giving them a hard time about it? Do you have to be Nick Lachey to marry Jessica Simpson? Do you have to be Mark Anthony to marry J-Lo? What is the rule exactly?

2006-11-07 09:35:06 · 5 answers · asked by Chris D 4 in Celebrities

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

2006-11-07 09:35:02 · 16 answers · asked by smile♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 09:34:44 · 2 answers · asked by kittiesandsparklelythings 4 in Music

2006-11-07 09:34:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 09:34:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dating for 5 months- does this pair make a good long term match?

2006-11-07 09:34:38 · 4 answers · asked by shonky5000 1 in Horoscopes

he said that his company www.hollywoodconnectiononline.com provides gift bags to the celebs at the events. What do you think?

Con or what?

2006-11-07 09:34:38 · 10 answers · asked by JOHN D 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-07 09:34:36 · 10 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

and not your typical chick flick. something a little offbeat and quirky. like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. something along the lines of that

2006-11-07 09:34:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

on Polls & Surveys.

2006-11-07 09:34:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 09:33:56 · 5 answers · asked by racer 51 7 in Music

Mine is Jolly Ranchers Cherry flavor and Butterscotch.

2006-11-07 09:33:45 · 10 answers · asked by ♥just me♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 09:33:39 · 10 answers · asked by ann 1 in Music