Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2006-11-07 09:38:44 · 19 answers · asked by Ravenra 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I read this on a website and thought it was really funny.
2006-11-07 09:39:32 · update #1
oh lol i love that oner i told it to my friends they loved it too oh its from FunnyJunk.com at least thats where i heard it and if its not that website has tons of funny junk
2006-11-07 09:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eve was actually the first Lorena
2006-11-07 17:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funney even for a church girl like me who was raised in sunday school. GOOD ONE
2006-11-07 18:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by LovelygalCA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Goodie. LOL.
I love it! LOL. It always makes me laugh.
Have a great day!
2006-11-08 12:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious
2006-11-07 17:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that so many times...but its still funny
2006-11-07 17:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by oh dang!its Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a really old one but is still funny every time i hear it!!! (I don't think that would really happen tho) would be funny if it did!!
2006-11-07 18:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ginger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but styll funny
2006-11-07 17:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by nadia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a old one but still good
2006-11-07 17:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-07 17:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋