Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

whos your favourite and why

whoever you pick please tell me our favourite song from the one you pick

2006-11-07 23:27:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is there a particular song that really soothes your sorrow when you are totally down and out about love?

It's an oldie, but Toni Braxton's "Breathe Again" is a good one for me.. takes me right down to rock bottom, so the only way out is UP again..

2006-11-07 23:26:03 · 17 answers · asked by Sugar 4 in Polls & Surveys

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids ..
"WOW,"
the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"



"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."



All the children rush to find seats.



"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
need all your children's names."



"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well,
this
one he is Leroy, also."



The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
the
oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to
the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm
seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"



Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'



'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes
a
runnin.



'An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
yell
'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
them all Leroy."



The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
and
says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
the
whole bunch?"




"I call them by their last names."

2006-11-07 23:24:39 · 15 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 23:24:27 · 1 answers · asked by biskotso 2 in Music

2006-11-07 23:24:04 · 33 answers · asked by chocolategirl 1 in Celebrities

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

2006-11-07 23:23:21 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 23:23:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 23:23:16 · 19 answers · asked by sam c 1 in Music

Bad Day at Work

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy...

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is
an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on
FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job
experience contest.


Needless to say, she won.




Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a
bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work so
I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not
so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must
bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of
the sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to
the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose.


Now this sounds like a darn good plan and I've used it several
times with no compl aints. What I do when I get to the bottom and start
working is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This
floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.


Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.


So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.

Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The
hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.


Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick
to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive
supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were
unclear due to the that he, along with five other divers, were all
laughing hysterically.


Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make
three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five
minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
decompression.



When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt
as soon as I got in the chamber.



The cream put the fire out but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt
was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work think about how much worse it
would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.



Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job".

2006-11-07 23:23:05 · 18 answers · asked by zorroorojo 3 in Other - Entertainment

i am a band geek who plays the trombone can you think of something sick about it sorry at school we r having a contest whos band instument is nastier

2006-11-07 23:20:57 · 2 answers · asked by im lost come and find me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 23:20:45 · 1 answers · asked by biskotso 2 in Music

I went to see Scissor Sisters Live on Monday night and they were totally amazing, definatley the best act I've ever seen Live! They rocked!
Only thing is, on the way home (on the train) i got into, well a 'heated' discussion with this other girl about who out of the band are gay. I sed all but one, but she reckoned it was all ov them...............can anyone clear this up for me???

2006-11-07 23:19:02 · 13 answers · asked by klaire G 1 in Music

Can anyone tell me what the music is on the BBC promo for the Planet Earth TV programme?

2006-11-07 23:18:36 · 4 answers · asked by PETE 19 2 in Television

2006-11-07 23:17:07 · 17 answers · asked by Rainy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 23:16:57 · 10 answers · asked by angela p 1 in Horoscopes

I'm bumping into things quite a bit too.

2006-11-07 23:16:31 · 25 answers · asked by Ask the chicken 2 in Movies

Q How did the electrician lose the power in his home?
A He got married

2006-11-07 23:14:03 · 26 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I recently asked a few days ago if my shyness would be cured by going skinny dipping...since I am so shy about my pale body...everyone on Yahoo Answers said I should do it.

Well I did...and when I got out of the lake ALL MY CLOTHES were MISSING!!! I had to run home 2 blocks completely NUDE and blushing the whole way!!

You people owe me an apology!!!

2006-11-07 23:13:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

it's a Fox tv show about plastic surgeons.

2006-11-07 23:13:36 · 5 answers · asked by Renato F 1 in Television

It could be anything, but what thoughts cross your mind when you think of PASSION? I'm talking about the kind of passion you live for, you die for, you bleed for, you cry for, you strive towards at all costs, the stuff that really makes you humm with enthusiasm and excitement about the world? What/who is your passion? How do you live that passion, and what does this PASSION do for you in life?

2006-11-07 23:12:56 · 20 answers · asked by Sugar 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 23:12:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I loved The Phantom Tollbooth, Where the Sidewalk Ends, How to Eat Fried Worms, and The Babysitters club. There were others but I forgot the titles.
Enjoy your day/night!

2006-11-07 23:12:04 · 13 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did he deserve the Oscar as best supporting actor???
He did a great thumbs up!!!

2006-11-07 23:11:28 · 3 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-11-07 23:11:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good morning to you all! :-)

2006-11-07 23:09:53 · 10 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

i heard this song a few times but only heard the name once and i was drunk and can't remember it but i know it as the tshirt song, i can't even remember how it goes but i will know it when i hear it. anyone have any ideas? i'm pretty sure it was out last year

2006-11-07 23:09:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 23:08:57 · 7 answers · asked by Rainy 1 in Polls & Surveys

to be so rich yet to be so stupid least she got that pre nup but ladies can u tell me what in the hell she seen in kevin federline?

2006-11-07 23:08:13 · 7 answers · asked by glass_city_hustla 4 in Celebrities

This is for my Senior Research Paper, and one band I do know about is U2. I also know that Led Zeppelin's music was influenced by Celtic (and other) music. Are there any more artists that you can add to my list to help with my paper?

2006-11-07 23:07:25 · 12 answers · asked by Dove 3 in Music

2006-11-07 23:07:15 · 8 answers · asked by Rainy 1 in Polls & Surveys