A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids ..
"WOW,"
the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well,
this
one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
the
oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to
the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm
seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes
a
runnin.
'An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
yell
'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
and
says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
the
whole bunch?"
"I call them by their last names."
2006-11-07 23:24:39 · 15 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like half the guys in the NBA!
2006-11-08 00:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hadn't heard a reasonable joke on yahoo answers in a long time!
2006-11-07 23:36:24 · answer #2 · answered by Lux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Billiant joke and so true for many in this day and age!!!!
2006-11-07 23:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Chazza xx Baby born 7/11/09 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one,
2006-11-08 04:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by dawn d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is a really good one
2006-11-07 23:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what i would call a real joke !!!!! sooooooooo funny
2006-11-08 00:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by kizzyrbb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-08 02:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It looked good to start with, but it wasn't. Sorry.
2006-11-07 23:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh my gosh i lmao. i would give it a 10+++++. thanks for making me laugh so hard i almost peed on myself
2006-11-08 00:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i like it,it happens you know
2006-11-07 23:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋