When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
2006-11-07 23:23:21 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
YYYESSSSS!!!!
THE HISTORY OF CHUCK:
Not much is known about Chuck NOrris's childhood. Chuck Norris
has no
mother, as crawling out of the vag of a woman is unbecoming of a man of
his
stature. Chuck spontaneously came into exsistence on Karl Marx's
b-day. This
was no coincidence since Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of
communism; The
very thought of a political theory that suggests that people should
have their
own means of production in a classless society makes Chuck Norris want
to
puke.
Chuck Norris has fought in almost every major war, including the
korean
war, WWI, the american civil war, the peloponnesian war, iran-iraq (on
both
sides simultaneously), the war of the worlds, and the war on drugs.
The only
war Chuck norris hasnt fought in was the macedonian war bc Chuck Norris
doesnt
give a **** about macedonia. Chuck Norris wins wars by attrition.
Here's a list of Chuck Norris's favorite foods:
*Whiskey
Sometimes when Chuck NOrris gets tired of whiskey, he'll eat bread,
cheese, some tomato paste, and a handful of basil, whick sounds like
pizza,
but its not bc Chuck doesnt want to give the italians credit. Every
now and
again, Chuck Norris will sit down and eat an entire plate of sausage
and
onions for no reason.
ENCOUNTERS WITH CHUCK:
One time I went to Chuck Norris's house on halloween, and i
decided to
dress up like a pussy bc you're supposed to dress like something you're
not,
and I figured Chuck Norris would appriciate ironic humor. I walked up
a
winding pathway to his house, which was a giant floating volcano with
bald
eagles flying around it.
2006-11-07 23:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 08:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by roca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of that is completely.....just switch "chuck norris" with "jean claude van damme" and youd be 100% correct.......
btw i think you find 80s action movies to be as entertaining as i do lol.......which is unimaginable lol.........
van damme is back in shape!! yeah!! (kicks straight into the air)
2006-11-08 01:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is chuck norris ?
2006-11-07 23:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Answerer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way too stuck on chuck !
2006-11-07 23:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep thats chuck for you
2006-11-07 23:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It IS true, I have seen that list of facts before!
2006-11-07 23:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes my friend. its true.
I work for chuck, he sends his regards
2006-11-07 23:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee it must be nice to be totally obsessed with someone....
2006-11-07 23:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
looks like che che said it all...lol...
2006-11-08 03:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋