Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

2006-11-05 01:18:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What r ur thoughts on these? I get a kick out of em

2006-11-05 01:18:43 · 9 answers · asked by GrimmyBear 4 in Television

Why shouldn't you make friends mith a midget with learning difficulties, cos it's not big and it's not clever,
It's an old joke that's been on YA a few times before, so Now along with Racism, Sexism, and Ageism we now have wait for it... MIDGETISM ,
I WISH TO APOLOGISE TO ANY MIDGETS WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN OFFENDED BY THIS JOKE .
So in future I will stick to telling jokes about muslims, jews,and Irish so as not to offend anyone.

2006-11-05 01:17:43 · 38 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I liked the one with a squirrel hawking post-its. The little furry cuttie is shown at the end inside of his tree with post-its all over. Each of them is marked with something like "next to the tree", "by the mailbox", "next to the birdbath" etc.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

So that’s how they remember where they bury their acorns!

What commercial do you wish they would keep playing?

2006-11-05 01:17:33 · 8 answers · asked by John16 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 01:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

email me at priscjackson@yahoo.co.uk
and i ment interview questions cos i need 2 practice 4 sumin they r gonna ask me as if i was a R&B singer

2006-11-05 01:16:05 · 4 answers · asked by priscilla jackson 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-05 01:15:59 · 6 answers · asked by alex m 1 in Television

then do you have to share it to enjoy it?

Do you share your Hershey kisses ♥?

2006-11-05 01:15:24 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 01:15:17 · 28 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Polls & Surveys

are you jamin to any music? I got megadeth and im pumped

2006-11-05 01:12:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 01:11:39 · 13 answers · asked by Brittany 3 in Movies

The movie was released sometime btwn 1970 to 1990. Set in a devested period in future people are entertained by a game similar to rugby. The game involves two teams that tries to place a skull on a stake by any means. Timing for each period is done by throwing a pebble on a metal.

2006-11-05 01:11:21 · 2 answers · asked by Ace 2 in Movies

2006-11-05 01:11:11 · 2 answers · asked by kadvani 2 in Music

2006-11-05 01:10:19 · 10 answers · asked by Thao Vu 1 in Horoscopes

It's that one guy sitting across the table from the lead singer girl... does anyone know his name??

2006-11-05 01:10:17 · 6 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Music

One day about a month ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead. To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the united states. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes.... Get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard as the times... Keep it high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent."

2006-11-05 01:09:49 · 18 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 01:08:59 · 5 answers · asked by Jimmie T 1 in Magazines

2006-11-05 01:08:42 · 2 answers · asked by karimm2405 1 in Television

A blonde was speeding down the road followed closely by a police car driven by a blonde policewoman, after an hour the blonde driver stops, the policewoman pulls up beside her and asks to see her driving license.
The blonde fumbles about in her handbag and comes out with a mirror, she looks in it and then passes it to the policewoman, the policewoman takes the mirror, looks in it and says "Oh, your a policewoman too, well drive carefully next time!"

2006-11-05 01:07:56 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i loved it, if you haven't i suggets you guys see it

2006-11-05 01:06:28 · 19 answers · asked by Tracy*) 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 01:05:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-05 01:04:59 · 12 answers · asked by dbsoconnor 1 in Polls & Surveys

Salma for me!

2006-11-05 01:04:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."

Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"

The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

2006-11-05 01:03:51 · 16 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 01:03:09 · 15 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

I have to call the contruction workers doown the street from my house and the heating company so they can finish the acttic for me, then i am going to listen to my ipod and hope not one person will talk to me.

2006-11-05 01:00:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 00:58:10 · 10 answers · asked by babynam2 4 in Television

Hey does anyone know when the new Simple Life season starts????? Please if u know tell me

2006-11-05 00:56:35 · 2 answers · asked by anna_huisman22 3 in Television

answer wins the crispy points

2006-11-05 00:56:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The husband strangles his wife, yet he is able to get her body home un-noticed.

How?

2006-11-05 00:55:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles