On their wedding night the young bride went up to her husband.
"Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don't want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not want sex. And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex".
"Okar, Sweetheart", the groom replied. "Just make sure, when I come home, I have a drink ready. If I have only one drink, that means I don't want sex. If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex. But if I have three drinks, your hair doesn't really matter"!
2006-11-05
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