On their wedding night the young bride went up to her husband.
"Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don't want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not want sex. And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex".
"Okar, Sweetheart", the groom replied. "Just make sure, when I come home, I have a drink ready. If I have only one drink, that means I don't want sex. If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex. But if I have three drinks, your hair doesn't really matter"!
2006-11-05 01:36:14 · 12 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe funny and naughty my kinda joke u knows it
2006-11-05 01:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it...9/10 points
2006-11-05 01:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Selfish ? How come !!! He told the Philosophy of life in Nut Shell !! H a Ha Ha ...Good One !!!
2006-11-05 03:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's kind of selfish, but since they both said the same thing, then i guess that means they married the right person.
2006-11-05 01:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by dcarcia@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not egocentric. I embarrass myself continuously by technique of doing that, so does my buddy/twin. it really is common to snort at your jokes, you does not of suggested them in case you probably did not imagine they were humorous!
2016-11-28 19:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke wasnt funny at all i got the point but its just stupid
2006-11-05 01:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by U_gotta_luvme24 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nop.. not selfish at all :) good for him
2006-11-05 01:39:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke in ages!!!LMAO
2006-11-05 01:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tallie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, not selfish, just funny
2006-11-05 01:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one!
2006-11-05 01:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by Esen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋