A coach driver is taking a party of blind people to the sea side on a hot summers day. On the way he decides to have a break by calling into a pub. The blind people are quite happy to play football (with a special ball that has a bell in it) in the field at the back of the pub. After 20 minutes, a policeman enters the pub asking who's in charge of the blind people. The driver says "I am and whats the problem" the policeman says " I've arrested them for kicking the crap out of some morris dancers"
2006-11-05 01:20:05 · 20 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee!
2006-11-05 01:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Bought a Blind friend a Cheese Grater for his birthday,
He called me a couple of days later to tell me it was the most Violent Book he had ever Read
2006-11-05 09:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear ... I'm trying not to laugh but a think some blind people might take offense at that one. I know a have a friend who is blind. - not sure how many blind people are on here though.
2006-11-05 09:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The
>>doctor sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad
>>news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. You'd best put
>>your affairs in order.
>>
>>O'Malley was shocked but being a solid character, he managed to compose
>>himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room, where
>>his son was waiting.
>>
>>"Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
>>when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have
>>cancer.
>>Let's head to the pub and have a few pints."
>>
>>After 3 or 4 pints the two were feeling a little less somber.. There
>>were some laughs and some more beers.They were eventually approached by
>>some of O'Malley's friends, who were curious as to what the two were
>>celebrating.
>>
>>O'Malley told them they were drinking to his impending end. He told his
>>friends, "I have been diagnosed with AIDS."
>>
>>The friends gave O'Malley their condolences,and they had a couple of
>>more beers. After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and
>>whispered his confusion.
>>
>>"Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you just
>>told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!"
>>
>>O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your Mother
>>after I am gone."
>>
>>YOU GOTTA LOVE THE IRISH!!
2006-11-05 09:26:52 · answer #4 · answered by needanswers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
There are Morris dancers (teams) in thirty-one of these United States. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great new week!
2006-11-05 20:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dear must be Sunday 1/10
2006-11-05 09:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny but probably funnier in th UK since we in America do not know what a morris dancer is.
2006-11-05 09:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the heck did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"
SOURCE LISTED BELOW =) HOPE I MADE YOU LAUGH.
2006-11-05 09:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by cristaline 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Scoop me of the floor,, thats a cracker as we say here in Belfast so Thumbs up
2006-11-05 10:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooh naughty, but nice!
i feel for the driver!
ps i do feel very sorry for the blind,in general.
2006-11-05 10:02:35 · answer #10 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo! Be careful with hat one lol
2006-11-05 09:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋