A blonde was speeding down the road followed closely by a police car driven by a blonde policewoman, after an hour the blonde driver stops, the policewoman pulls up beside her and asks to see her driving license.
The blonde fumbles about in her handbag and comes out with a mirror, she looks in it and then passes it to the policewoman, the policewoman takes the mirror, looks in it and says "Oh, your a policewoman too, well drive carefully next time!"
2006-11-05 01:07:56 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellant love it,,, You really the the blonde jokes girl
2006-11-05 02:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!! I hadn't heard that one before!!! Here are some other ones!!!
A blonde called 911 because her friend was choking on a piece of chicken. The operator told her to calm down and said, "Ok, make sure that she is not breathing before you give her CPR." "OK," said the worried blonde. After a few moments of silence, the operator heard a 'click click, BANG' obviously a bullet from a shotgun. Then the blonde got to the phone and asked, "Now what's next?"
The only reason why blondes have a brain is to keep their heads from caving in.
A blonde took interest in a survival quiz on the internet. One question asked:
If you had to walk through the Sahara desert, what 3 things would you bring and explain why you would take these things.
So the blonde put:
1. Water-so I wouldn't get thirsty
2. Food-so I wouldn't get hungry
3. A car door-so I can roll the window down and not get hot
A blonde-headed girl came home with a happy face. Her dad asked her, "Why are you so happy?" So the girl gave him her math test. "WHAT? Honey, why do you have a zero?" "Daddy, what are you talking about? That's not a zero it’s the moon. The teacher ran out of stars"
One day, a womans house was on fire. She called 911 and told the operator what the matter was. The operator told her to calm down and asked her "What is your name m'am?" "Holly Christenson," the blonde replied. Then the operator asked, "Holly, how do we get to your house?" "You stupid operator You should know that you drive the big, red firetruck"
As a boy was playing a card game, a girl with blonde hair asked him, "What are you playing?" The boy replied, "Solitaire". Then the blonde stupidly asked "Can I play?"
Everyone around the world laughed when they saw on the news that a woman with blonde hair had a world record for staring at a container of grape juice for over 10 days. A news reporter asked her, "Why do such a thing?" "It says 'concentrate'"
A blonde was taking her friend to the airport. On the way, a road sign said 'Airport Left'. Frustrated the blonde took an exit and went home.
And then there's that classic blonde joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: Only non-blondes know...it's too many to count for a blonde. ;)
2006-11-05 01:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by frenchchick06 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Too friggin' funny!!!! And....here are some for your enjoyment!!!!
A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
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A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail
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A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."
Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
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Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
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A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
2006-11-05 02:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jillybeanyweiney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna bet the girl that was speeding, was actually a brunette, that had dyed her hair blond. It was a good thought to hand the blond officer, the mirror.
2006-11-05 01:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive also got a good one ---
a blonde is taking a holiday in louisiana. she wants to buy some alligator boots but the shopkeeper refuses to haggle. she says 'right then i'll go and get my own' , 'fine by me ' says the shopkeeper'. later that day the shopkeeper is driving home and he can't believe what he sees. the blonde he saw earlier is wrestling with a large alligator in the middle of a lake. with great effort she knocks it out and drags it to the side in a line with seven other alligators!, she flips it on its back and shouts 'damn, this one hasen't got any shoes on either!'
2006-11-05 02:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly, I do delight in a chortle interior the morning....yet i'm a smart blond...and you're basically 0.5 good....it is not that i can't deliver the beer....it relatively is that i % to no longer "fetch"....while asked properly, i can do a bloke a prefer!
2016-11-27 20:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, I've heard it before but good!
2006-11-05 02:29:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
2006-11-05 01:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hha i love blonde jokesss =]
2006-11-05 02:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by luckyxlovee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, mirror= drivers lisense, i get it
2006-11-05 01:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋