One day about a month ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead. To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the united states. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes.... Get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard as the times... Keep it high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
2006-11-05 01:09:49 · 18 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO thats hilarious but your other jokes are better
i like this cause i hate bill clinton hes such a pervert thanx for giving me a smile
2006-11-05 06:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
2006-11-05 01:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by takeemout01 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I loved that, if you have anymore Bill Clinton jokes send them in I never liked that man.(I did not have sex with that woman) is the biggest joke of all.
2006-11-05 01:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, and I love the bush joke
2006-11-05 01:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, in a strange way.
Thanks for sharing though :)
2006-11-05 01:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 very good jokes
2006-11-05 04:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH THAT WILL DO FOR STARTERS 1/10
2006-11-05 01:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure is funny lmao
2006-11-05 02:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he the only pervy Pres. other than Kennedy or was there more
2006-11-05 01:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by Useless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny as Dubya's failure to find WMDs. Or 3000 dead U.S. servicemen.
2006-11-05 01:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋