George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."
2006-11-05 01:03:51 · 16 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats a classic and its sooo true
2006-11-05 06:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 07:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were asking Is George Bush a joke? To that the answer would be yes.
2006-11-05 01:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FBI will have you barred, good joke lol
2006-11-05 03:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but very good.
2006-11-05 01:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by Puchiko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats about right lol
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2006-11-05 01:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh Gal
that's a good one,,,, LMAO
2006-11-05 02:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but nice
2006-11-05 01:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL awesome
2006-11-05 01:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by Burning out, not fading away 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no it's sounds pretty true to me!
2006-11-05 01:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Esen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋