Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

“U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.
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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects…
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

2006-11-04 06:45:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-04 06:45:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

do you like shy girls or girls that are out going and act alive???

2006-11-04 06:45:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

All the contestants on x-factor tonight either looked uncomforable performing it or they tried 'to do their own thing'.........

All except Eton Road!!!! I thought they were GRRREAT tonight!!

Totally embraced the cheese...!!!

2006-11-04 06:44:57 · 13 answers · asked by Bodieann 4 in Television

ok so this song is an oldies song I think, and I think it says something about hot summer in the city, and it's a gu singing and he says something about sidewlaks, and I think somehting about shadows too. I know it's not much information at all but I've been tryingto figure out this song since I as lil, and it's driving me crazy! thank youuu!

2006-11-04 06:44:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the song goes" strumen' my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words killing me softly with his song killing me softly with his song tellin my whole life with his word killing me softly with his song" Please help i have to sing it at a talent show!!

2006-11-04 06:44:23 · 11 answers · asked by hazeleyedchicana 2 in Music

and play like nothing is wrong and everything's okay at the present time, let's say for example if her boyfriend left her while she was pregnant and denied her child after she had the baby, then after a DNA test came back positive went back to her, will she hold grudge and get him back or is everything okay now that they're together?????????????? something isn't right in that picture

2006-11-04 06:44:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I can't get enough of chocolate, music, and of course, Yahoo! Answers!!! :-)

2006-11-04 06:43:41 · 38 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 06:43:36 · 19 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 06:43:26 · 15 answers · asked by That one guy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have an idea,I use to love doing this.Ok this is how it goes.First i start off with a question.Then one person answers my question,then ask a question of your own.Then the next person answers and does the same thing.Ok my question:

What superhero would you like to be?

2006-11-04 06:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 in Polls & Surveys

It's episode 171 or something. It's very emotional.

2006-11-04 06:42:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anthony 4 in Polls & Surveys

i'm lookin for a 1st song to dance to at my wedding. i want something really pretty, and romantic, but nothing that is overplayed, or a typical. i'm not a regual country listener, but i know there are some nice ones out there, if anyone has suggestions, but just not too twangy. i'm not opposed to any other type of musc, but i want the song to be over 3 min long, and i also dont' want anything too fast paced, or 80's sounding. i know, i'm picky, but please help if you can!!! i am desperate=(

2006-11-04 06:42:13 · 7 answers · asked by jessthemess 1 in Music

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”

The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”

She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, “Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.

“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.

“It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?” she asks.

The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”

“But, Sir,” she replies, “you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”

The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here!”

2006-11-04 06:41:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

are they a good match???

2006-11-04 06:41:47 · 6 answers · asked by bria<3 2 in Horoscopes

Mine Does!

2006-11-04 06:41:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a couple of friends that will sit in of a night and drink alcohol on their own, I just dont see the point in getting drunk on your own, wheres the fun in that.

2006-11-04 06:41:06 · 23 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Other - Entertainment

Who were the best?

2006-11-04 06:40:40 · 8 answers · asked by Thx 4 All The Fish 2 in Other - Entertainment

I made a website on freewebs site about miley cyrus! Check it out! Tell me what you think! Please spread it around!

http://www.freewebs.com/mileycyrusfan94

2006-11-04 06:39:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it was a show about 2 brothers who were carpenters. It was a comedy

2006-11-04 06:38:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Ever dreamed of sand dunes and salty air

2006-11-04 06:38:52 · 6 answers · asked by UkDancing_Queen 1 in Music

cant remeber the name of the song?

2006-11-04 06:37:21 · 2 answers · asked by chrisc0394 1 in Music

1 answer per person

2006-11-04 06:35:40 · 7 answers · asked by Nicholais S 6 in Music

Where did they get this name from?? What does it mean??? I dont understand whats a pooh???

2006-11-04 06:35:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Please only pick either red, orange, yellow, green, blue or purple.

2006-11-04 06:35:06 · 36 answers · asked by kiwichick 2 in Polls & Surveys

I was born on November 1, 1972. What is my life path number?

2006-11-04 06:34:16 · 3 answers · asked by 10 pts for me? 4 in Horoscopes

what are some "pump me up" "get me going" songs to listen to when i'm running? thanks!!

2006-11-04 06:33:48 · 6 answers · asked by *KiM* 6 in Music

A blonde was visiting a friend when she was approached by a member of staff." will you buy a raffle ticket " asked the staff nurse. " whats the raffle for ?" asked the blonde." One of our porters died last week and its for his widow and three children " " no thanks said the blonde " what would i do with his widow and three kids? i have a boyfriend and two kids of my own to keep

2006-11-04 06:32:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

lyrics " i walked in with a haven't you ever heard of closing the god darn door now" artist please

2006-11-04 06:32:36 · 8 answers · asked by Andyste 4 in Music

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5, 3-5, 3-5…

2006-11-04 06:32:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles