A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”
The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”
She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, “Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.
“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.
“It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?” she asks.
The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
“But, Sir,” she replies, “you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here!”
2006-11-04 06:41:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha that's a funny one
2006-11-04 06:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Israel is largely a colony in case you have faith that historic past began in 1948, or maybe then its iffy. Jews have continually been in Israel, they did no longer unexpectedly look there with the founding of Israel, and greater than a number of those that have been there in 1948 immigrated in the process the previous due 1800s and early 1900s. until eventually Arab management inspired it for his or her own political purposes, there replaced into little conflict between Jews and Arabs in British Mandate Palestine. And in case you relatively examine out historic past over the scope of 1000's of years, then Israel is relatively a return of peoples, no longer a colony in any respect. greater than a number of tribes, at the same time with Canaanites, have been there, who have been possibly evicted via Jewish settlers - as replaced into the norm 1000's of years in the past. The Jews have been invaded via Babylonians, back via the Persians, and finally evicted via the Romans in 70 c.e. no longer all Jews left although. gradually by using the years previous this factor, Arabs moved into the land, ultimately falling under Ottoman rule. The British took it from the Ottomans, and then gave it to the international community to do with what they might. The UN then divied it up between the two commonplace populations there: Arabs and Jews. In a manner then, Israel replaced into the 1st legally created u . s . a . interior the historic past of the worldwide.
2016-10-15 09:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by cordier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes his balance sheet will not get tallied...his number of getting Screwed will be exceeding far more than the number of his screwing others !! Smart old man ..knowing his limitations wants to withdraw his capital from the business !!! Nice one and fresh One !!! I liked it !!!
2006-11-04 06:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious.....and at that age the old adage is true "never trust a fart." Ask an older person they will explain.
2006-11-04 06:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2006-11-04 06:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by starrmerlan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2006-11-04 07:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Thanks.
2006-11-04 07:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by chuck16023 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋