Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

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does anybody know the name of the Monday Night Football theme song?

2006-11-04 06:32:07 · 4 answers · asked by southpoleus12 1 in Music

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who sang this song, and what is it called?

its an inspiration song (with an african influence) it is often sung at schools at last days or at concerts...the chorus goes something like this...
...YOU CAN'T DENY IT...YOU SQUANDER WEALTH THATS MINE...
SOMETHING INSIDE SO STRONG
I KNOW THAT I CAN MAKE IT
OH YOU'RE DOING ME WRONG, SO WRONG
YOU THOUGHT THAT MY PRIDE WAS GONE, OH NO, (OH NO)
SOMETHING INSIDE SO STRONG, SOMETHING INSIDE SO STRONG...
(part of the rest of tune says something like)
YOu hide behind walls of Jericho...(oh ay oh ay oh ay) your walls will come tumbling... PLEASE help me find singer and song name??

2006-11-04 06:32:04 · 21 answers · asked by Wisdom 4 in Music

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I want to send something to George Michael - how?

It's a song I have written to him

2006-11-04 06:32:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is The X-Factor becoming boring?

2006-11-04 06:30:21 · 13 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Television

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OK.......Someone mentioned it...so I am wondering..is this question any dumber than any others you have?

ANSWERED TODAY?????? I can take it...feel free to be specific......no slaggin me...that wont get youany where.

2006-11-04 06:30:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who sang this song?

...dancing in heaven i never thought, gotta get my feet...

It's an 80s song

2006-11-04 06:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What way would u rather be embaressed?

being pants on national tv vs not knowing the question "how much is 100 divided by 10 on who wants to be a millionare"?

2006-11-04 06:29:37 · 9 answers · asked by samstinksya 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Are ya still breathing?

2006-11-04 06:29:23 · 19 answers · asked by Still breathing 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What is my favorite Notorious B.I.G. song.?

2006-11-04 06:29:03 · 11 answers · asked by Nicholais S 6 in Music

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value of a drink?

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”

~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ”

~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”

~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”

~ Brian O’Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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“Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is wine. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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To some ! it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here’s how it went:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

2006-11-04 06:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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lyrics from song "closing the god darned door now" who's the artist?

2006-11-04 06:28:13 · 11 answers · asked by Andyste 4 in Music

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anybody else think the Goo Goo Dolls are the greatest band ever? How bout Jack Johnson??

2006-11-04 06:27:41 · 17 answers · asked by Shorty 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Was anybody else as p.o.'d as me that the season ender for Family Guy was the already released Stewie Movie?

Why did they do that? Sheer laziness?

2006-11-04 06:27:37 · 3 answers · asked by sabby 1 in Television

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what needs more strength to forgive or not to forgive?

2006-11-04 06:27:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what does this mean?

[DF]

i see that on myspace alot

and also this
[LDK/PP/PE/ELV/EP/LE/EP/BP/AB/CMD/KOB/X/VL/FMB/RF]

please help
i see this wayy too much on myspace and would like to know what it means

2006-11-04 06:27:18 · 2 answers · asked by iloveyou 1 in Music

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Which female celebrity should I take on the red carpet?

2006-11-04 06:26:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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a joke. see if you like?

A set of Jump leads went into a bar and asked for two pints of guinness. the barman said well ok but dont start anything. good eh eh ha ha ha

2006-11-04 06:26:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is going to win America's Next Top Model?

2006-11-04 06:26:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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How does Television's CSI work out?

A crime scene suspect's height, weight, social background, economic status, political preference, shoe size, and favorite color and food from a strand of hair?

2006-11-04 06:25:32 · 1 answers · asked by Spadesboffin 3 in Television

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is this vanessa hudgens' xanga?

does anyone know if this is the real vanessa hudgens? thanks =) www.xanga.com/xoxo_nessa_babi_xoxo cause i'm her friend over it and none of my friends believe she's real sooo just check it out and tell me what u think. thnx! ~~corinne~~ PS i'm oxcheergirlxo

2006-11-04 06:24:53 · 5 answers · asked by Corinne C 1 in Celebrities

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Bora-vo! Is nice!?

Anyone else think that Borat should make a sequel?!??!?! This is like the best film since 1932's King Kong!!!!

2006-11-04 06:23:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Should I go on the next Real World?

I'm already a star but the extra money wouldn't hurt.

2006-11-04 06:23:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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If your life had an "undo" button,what would you use it on?

2006-11-04 06:23:39 · 21 answers · asked by That one guy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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can anyone help?

i'm looking for either the name of the song or the artist. it was a james bond parody released in the 70's i think, the singer does a sean connery impersonation. the only line i remember goes, " she asked me where i learned to kiss and i told her sucking cold porridge through a straw.

2006-11-04 06:23:32 · 3 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Music

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Man arrives home...?

Man arrives home with a sheep under his arm. He goes up to the bedroom where he finds his wife in bed reading. He proclaims "This is the pig I have been shagging when you have a headache. Wife replies "I think you will find that's a sheep". Husband says "I was talking to the sheep!".

2006-11-04 06:22:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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