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Man arrives home with a sheep under his arm. He goes up to the bedroom where he finds his wife in bed reading. He proclaims "This is the pig I have been shagging when you have a headache. Wife replies "I think you will find that's a sheep". Husband says "I was talking to the sheep!".

2006-11-04 06:22:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

This is good thanks for the laugh.

2006-11-04 06:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1 0

sure his wife is a really dirty woman 4 him 2 be shagging a sheep.

2006-11-04 06:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by sexy 1 · 0 0

did they eat the sheep or what happened at the end?

2006-11-04 06:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by kaboto 3 · 0 0

Good One.

2006-11-04 08:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

Not Baaaaad

2006-11-04 06:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by mrputput 2 · 0 0

Baaa baaa Ha hah hah ha ha a ah ha Oink.

2006-11-04 06:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0 0

good 1 but &old 1-----i was talking to the duck

2006-11-04 06:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0 0

I liked it,and my husband is still laughing.

2006-11-04 22:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one, best tonight

2006-11-04 06:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0 0

lol this is the only one i have actually laughed at

2006-11-04 06:47:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is freakin' fantastic....gotta love it....BAAAAAAD (good) joke.
I bet his wife "busted his chops" for that one....

2006-11-04 06:42:18 · answer #11 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1 0

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