A blonde was visiting a friend when she was approached by a member of staff." will you buy a raffle ticket " asked the staff nurse. " whats the raffle for ?" asked the blonde." One of our porters died last week and its for his widow and three children " " no thanks said the blonde " what would i do with his widow and three kids? i have a boyfriend and two kids of my own to keep
2006-11-04 06:32:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is definitely one of the best blonde jokes I've heard.......LMAO...keep it up man!
2006-11-04 06:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A German walks into a motel after breaking down on the highway and asks for a room for the night. The clerk says we have only one room left and we have a pig staying in that room but if you can stick the smell and the grunts you can share it. ok says the German but after 15 mins the German left because he couldnt stick it. Later a Frenchman who a similar prob asks for the room and hes told the same as the German and takes a chance but after a while he too couldnt stick the smell and the grunting so he tells the clerk hes leaving. Then an Englishman walks in and asks for a room and again hes told the same as the others before him and he too takes a chance and about 15 mins later the clerk sees the pig leaving the hotel ..
2006-11-04 06:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Finally a blonde joke I haven't heard before!
2006-11-04 06:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by papricka w 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why was there no raffle ticket 4 the properties.
2006-11-04 06:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by sexy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool Joke.
2006-11-04 08:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Speedy !!! Once again you are at it......Nice One Man !!! Impressed the way you present yourself !!! Ha Ha Ha .....
2006-11-04 06:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tahts dead gd i agve u a thumbs up but i would vote u best answer if u answer one of my questions
2006-11-04 06:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaahaaaaaaaaaaa. thtas funny
2006-11-04 07:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-04 06:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
dats well good
2006-11-04 06:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by :) Anfield 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋