fundas of life?

Question

“U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.
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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects…
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

Answer 1

i like them.

Answer 2

almost funny

Answer 3

Can you spell s-t-o-o-p-i-d?