So a guy walks into a talent agency. He says to the agent, "do you think you can use me for anything?" The agent says," sure kid, lets see what you got."
The guy proceeds to tap dance, do a soft shoe, runs some comedy and really impress the agent.
Agent goes, "you're great, you're wonderful, i can make you a star.
Whats your name?"
Guy says," penis van lesbian."
The agent say you have to change your name, i cant do anything for you with that name.
The guy says no, I wont change my name.
He leaves and goes to every other agent in hollywoold and they all says the same thing. Got to change that name and i can make you a star.
Finally the guy, beaten and desperate for work goes back to the original talen agent.
Guy says , "hey do you remember me? Do you still think I can be a star?"
Agent says sure kid, sure...but dod you change that damn name yet?
The guy says YEA.
Agent says ok whats your new name?
Guy says Dick Van Dyke :)
2006-11-02
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